Remembered Gonk, Result: Spiralling Decent Into Madness

Remembered Gonk, result: spiralling decent into madness

Behold, Gonk:

Person: Hey, how are you?

Me: y e s

My last four braincells after coming up with that response:

I hate Lakitu. Like, yeah, you rescued me from certain death, but you cost me my first place victory. Just let me die a star

Me: [washes my hair]

My hair: I have three ways I could go.

My hair: Boof, anime protagonist proportions, or L'Oréal Paris

My hair: Because I hate you, you will get L'Oréal Paris ✨️once✨️ when no one can see it, anime proportions on any day when you get a photo taken, and boof when you are in public

Me: I look like shit today :D

Person: You look like shit today

Me:

I tried to post but my internet was bad and it's just gone????

Into the aether?

Vanished?

False presence?

Wasted effort?

Lies???