I Know As A Tumblr Community Weve Rejected The Fact That Wilbur Made It Canon That His Mom Is A Samsung

i know as a tumblr community we’ve rejected the fact that wilbur made it canon that his mom is a samsung refeigerator so can we do this instead?

Tubbo is probably stronger than Tommy o_o

I can’t believe it’s a canonical life fact

The man did NATIONAL trampolining, which means he’s trained for competition and he can handle jumping like, METERS high and doing a triple back flip, brace and recovering quick and fine.

Tommy is one lanky twiggy boi, and his back would probably snap in 10 different places if he attempted what tubbo did /j

And after jumping and spinning like a fidgit spinner, man would probably collapse or be unable to walk straight at least.

And given the epic vlog, tubbo can balance on a surf board, which is already pretty poggers when compared to *cough* my own personal strength *cough*

Not saying Tommy’s bad at balancing on surf boards, but he certainly can’t do national trampolining

And Tommy mentioned that he’s got low blood pressure (in big q’s food competition vid)

that probably makes him more prone to dizziness, nausea, fatigue and fainting bc his head ain’t got enough blood, or he’s overheated or dehydrated or sweating too much or exhaustion *

*I’m not a medical professional, idk what type of low blood pressure he has, so I’m gonna assume he can experience every symptom via every possible cause that www.google.com tells me.

And rp wise, said possible causes are very common in war ngl.

I bet, if tubbo and Tommy actually wrestled in real life, tubbo would win by a sliver.

Bc tubbo’s actually got the bodily strength, but Tommy is way bigger than him. It’s like throwing a large jacket on a cat.

Haha tommy getting even more mentally scarred as tubbo is here thinking, ‘ranboo is a pretty solid and stable dude. I think I would be pretty safe with him on my side’ and ranboo here literally being controlled by dream and most possible suspect for the boom boom and the super safe and fun prison sleepover tommy has to attend

anyway im gonna interpret yesterdays chaos as c!tubbo just having a breakdown and making a bunch of fucking weird and rushed life decisions because. what else am i supposed to do cc!tubbo doesn’t make anything easy for me

Wilbur’s mom is a fridge so the Wilbur arg is normalised my brain made connections.

‘I’m so cold’

Yes wil bc you’re having a mother and son hug with your mom who is also a fridge.

Cinematic parallels

HE BE DOING WILBUR ARG LEVEL TYPE SHIT AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW-

WHAT PRODIGY WRITERS ARE HIDING UNDER THE ROLEPLAY SERVER KNOWN SIMPLY AS THE DREAM SMP?