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Everyone sees tubbo with Tommy and thinks, ‘oh he’s the soft uwu boy bc Tommy is the mean crazy one’ effectively looking over the fact that tubbo usually gives the ideas and is fine, sometimes excited following tommy through it, and he’s true colours are all revealed when this ‘soft uwu boy’ is placed in contrast with actual calm and passive ender boy.
tubbo according to fanon: sweet soft uwu smol bee boy //^w^//
tubbo in reality: let me get one thing fucking straight. im fucking maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, fucking insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet like its nothing. i go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so i can kick your ass. i flung myself into a nyquil-induced 5-hour nap at 2:00 pm and when i woke up i couldnt see so i just went back to bed and when i woke up it was next week
Haha tommy getting even more mentally scarred as tubbo is here thinking, ‘ranboo is a pretty solid and stable dude. I think I would be pretty safe with him on my side’ and ranboo here literally being controlled by dream and most possible suspect for the boom boom and the super safe and fun prison sleepover tommy has to attend
anyway im gonna interpret yesterdays chaos as c!tubbo just having a breakdown and making a bunch of fucking weird and rushed life decisions because. what else am i supposed to do cc!tubbo doesn’t make anything easy for me
Ranboo and tubbo’s wedding be like
When tubbo first proposed, he kneeled down, and said ‘ranboo, will you be my beloved and let me take all your items?’
They have their marriage at Church Prime🙏✨
Tommy is the flower boy(flowers from niki), the best man and the bell ringer, ring bearer
Phil and Techno are there for- uh- ig Techno for ranboo and Phil for both
Micheal is sitting on uncle techno’s lap bc ✨pig solidarity✨
Ghostbur would’ve been the priest but he’s kinda gone so they make master wu gui the priest
The egg people can’t really go inside, so they watch from outside
Tubbo and ranboo standing next to each other, the height difference is very prominent.
Ranboo is in his usual suit,
Tubbo just wears his snowchester stuff
Tommy performs a one man wedding show, throwing rocks and flowers, before tearing up in his schlatt buisiness suit and saying his best man speech, runs back to get the ‘rings’ acts voices master wu gui.
The rings I’m thinking are little red heart necklaces on necklace chains.
Tommy gives ranboo and tubbo their allocated hearts, then stands atop the pedestal,
‘We are gathered here today for the wedding of big man tubbo and ranboob. Uh- say your vows or something’
‘... no? No? You both forgot to write vows? Haha- ok’
‘Big man, open the heart pendant,’
Tubbo opens it to show ‘tubbo my beloved’ and shows it to ranboo
‘Ranboo, will you allow tubbo underscore, big T, small T, Tubzo, Big man, [a bunch of other nicknames] to be your beloved, even through sickness and death, something something I forgot?’
Ranboo is laughing, ‘yeah ok’
Tubbo struggles to put the necklace onto ranboo so ranboo does it himself,
The same thing but with tubbo,
‘Tubbo underscore, will you accept boob boy to be your beloved?’
Tubbo excitedly says yes
‘You may now prime’
Everyone asks for primes, ranboo, tubbo and Tommy mercilessly ringing the prime bell.
They all came out richer in the end.
(Is this shipping? I’m not sure if it’s ok or not bc im pairing them up into a platonic relationship and not a romantic relationship?-)
Them: ‘OH niKi aNd jAcK aRe sO nEgLecTed’
Also them: *ignores the whole villain arc storyline*
Sounds like a you neglecting their storyline problem ngl
anyone: >:( tommy is always the main character! he needs to let others shine! its so annoying
me, who knows full well that your perspective on who the main character is depends on who's point of view you watch: that sounds like a you problem
I don’t get why people gotta hate on the writing? Like wilburs writing was adapted along the lines of ‘like a dnd game, my writing is based off the events that happen, and not really about the characters.’
This means the characters importance depends on what role they play in a pre written event about the main character.
And sure that’s crazy poggers and all, but people like niki, jack, sapnap, or bits like fundy writing the book and stuff, are neglected.
As long as Wilbur doesn’t tap on it, it doesn’t play a big role in the ‘main’ plot.
Basically, Wilbur’s writing was in fact, more exclusive than inclusive than the current writing,
But season 2’s writing is literally the opposite?
FIRSTLY, Tommy, dream and quackity are not the only writers. They don’t write other people’s stories, just collabing with the ones their involved in.
The whole dream smp is not a linear storyline anymore, as compared to season 1.
EVERYONE who wanted to take place in the roleplay actually got their own storyline? They don’t just stand around doing nothing anymore? We really just gonna ignore the fact that bad writes his own storyline?
Their characters development or importance didn’t rely on the events they get written into, but the events they write themselves into.
They can give themselves their own storyline, be just as important and well developed as the main characters, without relying solely on one person’s writing/the ‘main’ storyline.
Instead of characters being built on events, the events are instead instigated BY the characters, allowing us a peek into what their characters uniquely are, thus a more effiecent way to portray ones character.
I think that’s super cool and WAYYY more inclusive. Character development isn’t from the events they were written in, but the events they write themselves in.
I love the dream smp so much for the fact that you can see various and insanely diverse perspectives?
Multiple plots, a whole network, and the ‘story’ isn’t just about dream and Tommy, but a whole collection of stories cruising together, a giant web of lore, like the egg, the whole jack manifold and niki villain arc, tubbo’s nukes, RANBOOS CRAZY DREAM ARC?? KARL’S TALES OF THE SMP??????????
Everyone has their own plot, and some jerks just shitting on tommy and dream’s storyline just bc they happen to be the most well known one like stfu they aint excluding others. Niki, jack, puffy, bad, they have their own stories,
If they wanna complain about how other characters aren’t included then they clearly forgot that the dream smp isn’t just Tommy and dream’s storyline?
Think niki or jack should be involved more? Clearly never seen their villain arc.
Wanna watch ranboo? Learn about his dope scary manipulation dissociation arc.
Wanna watch bad? WATCH THE EGG STREAMS???? Tommy and dream aren’t even the main characters in the other member’s stories so what y’all complaining bout.
there’s so much else going on but some people who say otherwise simply do not wish to see or acknowledge that the other ‘lesser known’ members have their own intricate storyline, with deeply thought character structures and reasonings, wants and desires, and outlooks.
Bitches b out here complaining out how underrated and unused some characters are even tho we’ve got this whole, just and interesting if not more, storyline FEATURING said ‘left out’ characters.
Whose to say dream and Tommy’s storyline is even the ‘main’ plot anyways??
It’s just the most well known, but to sum it all up tommy is just undergoing trauma after trauma, it’s not nessaserily the most important one.
In fact, I’d suggest storylines like the egg, ( featured in the masquerade? ) ranboo’s creepy epic arg, (which not to mention we KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE IN THE FUTURE?? RANBOB? the lost city of mizu? How low key unsettling tales of the smp is?)
LITERALLY ALL THE STORYLINES ARE GONNA BE REFECTED SOME WAY OR ANOTHER IN KARL JACOBS’ EPIC SERIES???
And sum peeps here like 😔 the dream smp is ONLY about😭 (realistically 👍great) child and blob and trauma 😞storyline what abt the other smp members like niki?? 😩 *totally ignores the other incredibly well written lores and storylines*
i can’t take how much people look down upon quackity, tommy and dream’s writing as if it was inferior to wilbur’s writing. as good as wilbur’s writing is, it wasn’t perfect, and we need to stop idolizing because it makes a lot of us think dream, tommy, and even quackity’s writing is nothing compared to it.
i’m not saying wilbur’s writing wasn’t good - i fucking love wilbur’s writing - but thinking every good and angsty plotline was created by wilbur is terrible. lots of people have speculated the newest lore streams to be directed and written by wilbur just because it was good and unexpected, but dream revealed he and tommy were the ones in charge for writing them. it’s irritating that it feels like most people aren’t allowing dream, tommy, and quackity to become good writers when they are.
another clarification- i know dream, tommy, and quackity’s writing isn’t perfect. we can all agree on that. but you can’t say moments like the disc war finale and the prison visits weren’t well written. it just irks me that people seem to think wilbur is the only one capable of writing good dream smp plotlines while we associate every plotline we don’t like with dream, quackity, and tommy.
Fuck this ‘tommy is a child’ fdau where there are reliable caretakers I want ‘tommy find Wilbur and Techno magically turned into kids and now has to babysit them’ fdau
Wilbur’s mom is a fridge so the Wilbur arg is normalised my brain made connections.
‘I’m so cold’
Yes wil bc you’re having a mother and son hug with your mom who is also a fridge.
Tommy did what now- holy shit.
That means he has muscle strength to carry himself, and a strong grip. And playing Table Tennis means he has good accuracy for hitting things. And overall great hand eye coordination.
So tommy could probably somewhat wack tubbo away and tubbo can take being flung in the air.
But what can spiderinnit and fidgit spinner tubbo do when a 6’6 teenger in platforms come charging at em?
The fact tubbo and ranboo are literally the same age (I think) is sending me
When ranboo reaches them, they’d be screwed BUT if tommy throws tubbo at ranboo they MIGHT stand a chance.
Tubbo is probably stronger than Tommy o_o
I can’t believe it’s a canonical life fact
The man did NATIONAL trampolining, which means he’s trained for competition and he can handle jumping like, METERS high and doing a triple back flip, brace and recovering quick and fine.
Tommy is one lanky twiggy boi, and his back would probably snap in 10 different places if he attempted what tubbo did /j
And after jumping and spinning like a fidgit spinner, man would probably collapse or be unable to walk straight at least.
And given the epic vlog, tubbo can balance on a surf board, which is already pretty poggers when compared to *cough* my own personal strength *cough*
Not saying Tommy’s bad at balancing on surf boards, but he certainly can’t do national trampolining
And Tommy mentioned that he’s got low blood pressure (in big q’s food competition vid)
that probably makes him more prone to dizziness, nausea, fatigue and fainting bc his head ain’t got enough blood, or he’s overheated or dehydrated or sweating too much or exhaustion *
*I’m not a medical professional, idk what type of low blood pressure he has, so I’m gonna assume he can experience every symptom via every possible cause that www.google.com tells me.
And rp wise, said possible causes are very common in war ngl.
I bet, if tubbo and Tommy actually wrestled in real life, tubbo would win by a sliver.
Bc tubbo’s actually got the bodily strength, but Tommy is way bigger than him. It’s like throwing a large jacket on a cat.
My take on Tubbo origins
Also when asked his name, because tubbo is young baby he can’t even read his own name, so he pronounces ‘Toby’ as ‘tubbo’
I have a second alternative which was he doesn’t remember, so tommy helps him make a name.
Starting with T and O because T-O-mmy and ‘bee’ bc tubbo likes bees
Tobee
(Tuh-bee)
And then the other sleepy boys see it as adjust it to ‘Toby’ (toe-bee) and ‘tubbo’ (tuh-bow) and everyone is cool w it
I only have the second alternative bc the names Tommy and Toby are so coincidentally similar it hurts.
Tubbo is probably stronger than Tommy o_o
I can’t believe it’s a canonical life fact
The man did NATIONAL trampolining, which means he’s trained for competition and he can handle jumping like, METERS high and doing a triple back flip, brace and recovering quick and fine.
Tommy is one lanky twiggy boi, and his back would probably snap in 10 different places if he attempted what tubbo did /j
And after jumping and spinning like a fidgit spinner, man would probably collapse or be unable to walk straight at least.
And given the epic vlog, tubbo can balance on a surf board, which is already pretty poggers when compared to *cough* my own personal strength *cough*
Not saying Tommy’s bad at balancing on surf boards, but he certainly can’t do national trampolining
And Tommy mentioned that he’s got low blood pressure (in big q’s food competition vid)
that probably makes him more prone to dizziness, nausea, fatigue and fainting bc his head ain’t got enough blood, or he’s overheated or dehydrated or sweating too much or exhaustion *
*I’m not a medical professional, idk what type of low blood pressure he has, so I’m gonna assume he can experience every symptom via every possible cause that www.google.com tells me.
And rp wise, said possible causes are very common in war ngl.
I bet, if tubbo and Tommy actually wrestled in real life, tubbo would win by a sliver.
Bc tubbo’s actually got the bodily strength, but Tommy is way bigger than him. It’s like throwing a large jacket on a cat.
Yknow blue takes away the sad right? During exile I don’t think Tommy was losing his blue per say, but was gaining blue. His eyes didn’t grow paler, just darker, more dense with blue. He wasn’t losing his blue, he was gaining too much blue.
Kinda like water. If you dye water, the more dye you add, the darker and more prominant the colour. little amounts it’ll probably be pastel blue or bright and stuff, but when accumulated it just becomes dark void blackish blue.
When he sought refuge in techno’s place, when he got away from his manipulator, the blue left his eyes. Hes happier, he’s less sad. He’s back to his original level of blue, allowing him to get his pep back in his step :)
https://youtu.be/X0Go2AhBKaw
OK BUT THIS IS SO AMAZING
THE ANIMATIONS ARE SO SMOOTH I-
MEXICAN DREAM FANCIES MAMACITA
DREAMCEST
Oh my god
I don’t see enough dream verse dynamics so here
Dream hates Mexican dream
Dream never met mamacita
Mexican dream and mamacita are basically a couple
Mamacita hates dream because MD told her bad things about dream
MD hates dream back
Drista isn’t actually a dream alter per say but whatever
Drista is the sister or dream, duh
Drista is probably ok with MD,
Drista and mamacita would probably have a weird girl to girl relationship
HE BE DOING WILBUR ARG LEVEL TYPE SHIT AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW-
WHAT PRODIGY WRITERS ARE HIDING UNDER THE ROLEPLAY SERVER KNOWN SIMPLY AS THE DREAM SMP?
Ok the amount of psychology written in this minecraft role play blows my mind, so here is me just in awe.
Dream is the villain, and he knows tommy hates being alone, so he probably did something to make sure no one arrived to the party, and he visits tommy to rub his power in his face, under the guise of being nice.
It’s a form of manipulation and the fact they wrote that in gives me chills. Pog. /dsmp rp
He regularly arrives, destroys and griefs tommy, and in a way encouraged tommy to believe tubbo purposely burnt his compass.
By lending tommy his tridents or helping with stuff he’s giving tommy the impression that he doesn’t mean much harm, he just wants to hang out with him. (Which isn’t true btw, he just wants to worsen Tommy’s mental state)
And he can do this because he’s playing on Tommy’s insecurities about not being cared about and being alone.
Tommy knows the relationship is toxic, but will endure it because he wants company, even bad ones.
Smp!tommy ‘s character is so passionate and dense.
His willpower is astounding, but his focus is so strong he’s blinded from more peaceful alternatives, due to have grown in surroundings that usually use conflict as pleasure or solutions.
His environment forced him to be strong willed and focused, but he never got a chance to widen his perspectives on things, making him strong but narrow minded.
His narcissism makes him difficult to manipulate, but also makes it hard to communicate with allies.
He can see certain stuff clearly, while being equally obnoxious and ignorant of others, and holy shit I love this.
Tommy can only communicate with people under certain conditions, if they so much as break out of the strict line, communication is futile.
Because tubbo had different goals from his now, Tommy knows their bond is breaking, but isn’t able to find the best solution because it requires him to put his ego aside and accept that he’s wrong.
He wants to apologise genuinely, but he can’t find the right reason to be sorry for
And usually, tubbo would just let him off. They go straight back to being good friends. In this scenario tho, they don’t really go back, as tubbo clearly sees that Tommy doesn’t know what he should be sorry for. It also doesn’t solve their problems.
He sees that Tommy doesn’t understand the seriousness of the situation he’s dragged lmanburg in, or how tubbo is forced to choose ONLY between Tommy and L’Manburg.
Tommy didn’t understand that staying quiet and serving the probation would keep him in lmanburg, the walls would be taken down, and he wouldent have to consider sacrificing the disc.
Because tubbo wishes to avoid war, which is something tommy couldent understand. Tommy thrives in war, and never took notice of tubbo’s choice, even if it was logically right.
And even though he didn’t understand fully, (and ig was sleep deprived lol) he still couldent follow tubbo’s one request, a beg even, which says a lot about how ‘equal’ the two friends were supposed to be.
In a situation as precarious as theirs, being the bestest and most lenient of friends are not very useful. Tommy can’t stop taking it personally, as his character is one that follows their emotions.
To him, exile is betrayal, when in reality, is safer for him and lmanburg and his discs. He is extremely against probation, even tho it’s better than getting exiled.
Tommy can’t seem to compromise, until he’s hit bedrock. And despite everyone’s best effort to make it better, his willpower certainly exceeds all.
Idk it’s 3 am
Fundy’s character is so sad istg
Like, his dad slowly went insane and died,
His salmon mom up and abandoned him
His adoptive father forgot to adopt him
His fiancé is openly simping for another man
Said fiancé got pregnant and doesn’t know whose baby it is, which means he’s had the crafting table with someone else
George is heather
He thinks a dishwasher cleans clothes
Man’s marriage is gonna be a disaster, given how the tommy eviction poll is gonna end on the same day.
He burnt down the flag and built the evil black one
He’s in charge of Tommy handing in his homework
Even tubbo made fun of his dad being dead which made him cry (for the lore)
Tommy never fails to make fun of fundy being a furry (which, if taken in literal sense, is kinda discriminatory tbh)
i know as a tumblr community we’ve rejected the fact that wilbur made it canon that his mom is a samsung refeigerator so can we do this instead?
Tommy and Tubbo roommates headcannons part 1.5
Say it’s a winter’s night, Tommy’s heater is broken, so after he finishes streaming he’s tired and cold so he just heads over to Tubbo’s room, who has a working heater. Tubbo’s is streaming, so tommy makes a brief entrance then just lounges around of tubbo’s bed.
Then he just- falls asleep.
Tubbo was making small talk with Tommy, and after a short period of not tommy chatter, he looks up at him, ‘Tommy? Tommy you there?’ And when Tommy doesn’t respond he just breaks into a grin
‘Haha- chat- tommy just- tommy just came into my room, and fell asleep’ and giggles as he continues to stream and his chat goes crazy. They beg him to show tommy, ‘you guys want to see tommy sleeping? What? Ok lmao’
The camera is turned around, and you see a body slouched on tubbo’s bed, legs curled up and arms wrapped around his torso. Chats goes PeepoLove and POGCHAMP and Sleepyinnit
After streaming, tubbo probably just lets Tommy crash on his bed, whilst he ends up sleeping on a mattress on the floor.
Once tommy finds out he’ll be jokingly enraged
If the roles were switched, tubbo would go into Tommy’s room, Tommy being, ‘oh hello tubbo!’ And tubbo explains that his heater is broken, Tommy laughs at him, and he streams with tubbo sitting behind him for the next few minutes.
Tubbo wouldent fall asleep in his room during a stream bc tommy is so loud
After ending, they’d just get on with their night routines, as well as providing another mattress for tubbo to lie on.
Tommy wakes up the next morning, forgetting tubbo crashed in his room and trips over Tubbo.
SNHSKSHS I just got inspiration there’s just so much to work with it’s great
Manburg festival execution but tommy dies
Context: I was writing a comment on an epic YouTube animatic and got carried away ⬇️
Oh man I love writing angst
I actually wrote this like plotting an animatic so it’s kinda of not emotional but imagine
Tommy and tubbo roommates pog?
They both said how they wanna move into a house together right? Here’s a take on that:
Obviously, Tommy and tubbo appearing irl on each other’s streams more
Tommy’s face cam FINALLY shows a new location. We don’t get to see the closet and the shelf and the door anymore :(
When Tommy gets a technical issue he looks back and shouts ‘TUBBO- TUBBO HELP’
And in tubbo’s stream you can pick up the yells and tubbo looks to the direction of the voice ‘whaaaaaat tommy??’ He shouts back
‘TOBY MY FUCKIN MIC JUST BROKE AND SHIT- TOBY HELP ME’ tubbo leans to the mic, ‘just a moment chat’ and takes his headphone off, mutes, and heads out.
On Tommy’s stream you see him waiting and then boom tubbo is in his webcam and they bicker a bit over technical issues. ‘Thanks’ ‘no problem’ ‘aight imma farm primes now see ya’ then stream continues.
Imagine they go on and stream but they wear each other’s iconic shirts. It’ll be so cool. Tubbo’s shirt kinda small and Tommy’s shirt mostly just hanging off tubbo’s shoulders.
They win MCC and Tommy jumps up from his chair, gives a victory cry, runs out of his room and
In tubbo’s stream you hear a bang and tubbo stands up estatic and they both holler and hi five and jump together and give powerful back pats
Tommy’s stream can hear the celebration faintly and (if they can see a door) they see tommy and tubbo bro hug and act feral through Tommy’s open doorway.
Bc tubbo is streaming past dinner time, at some point tommy comes in with a plate of food and a glass of water for tubbo to consume.
As he does you see him tower over a sitting tubbo, his head pops in from the top, and he says, ‘Hi chat!’ Then goes away.
If one is streaming and the other isnt, the other sometimes goes into the one’s room and just sit on their bed or floor and they chat. The streaming one looking at them every now and then.
Rare moments where they say ‘you wanna see him, chat?’ And turn the face cam to face the other, whose either slouched against something looking at his phone, or just lying flat down.
Tommy makes more irl videos where he pranks tubbo or basically does stuff with tubbo.
Tommy playing piano on stream pog?
Tubbo cooking streams but we get to see tommy pass by every now and then,
Or maybe tommy gets tasked with skipping annoying donations.
When tubbo opens the fridge it reveals a stack of coke lmao
They play fnaf together :D
If it’s Tubbo’s stream he’ll close tab before the actual jumpscare, yelp, and Tommy would be ‘wha- what? What happened-’ and/or be a bit spooked as well and/or laugh the iconic Tommy laugh at tubbo’s reaction
If it’s Tommy’s stream he leans back in his chair quickly and scream, horrified, and tubbo, lacking a chair with a backseat, flings himself back 2 meters.
Tubbo’s headphones rip out, he covers his face, let’s out a curdling scream, while tommy keeps yelling. Tommy looks back to see a pile of half-dead tubbo, and they both cry internally to each other until they hit around the 1 hour mark.
Or, they would grab each other, Tommy staring at the screen and shouting, tubbo screaming as his head snaps away from the screen.
They end up in a fear fueled hug and tubbo pulls Tommy to the floor where they just awkwardly lie there gripping each other’s arms. Tommy cursing and tubbo’s ‘oh my god oh my god-’
They open a PO box together and like every now and then they stream in another setting, like a living room on a couch, and open the stuff people send them.
Just a small thought, but LanuSky (tubbo’s sis) could be there as well-
Tubbo carries his face cam while streaming and walks into Tommy’s room while Tommy is streaming, and shows chat how bad his posture is ;)
Tubbo says something sweet, smiles at Tommy and Tommy looks at him like ‘wtf dude’ (for comedic effect) and the chat goes ‘AWWWWW’
Far fetched but uh- sleeping stream? It’s probably tubbo’s live and they pillow fight and play games and snack and sleep(ofc). But holy- a pillow fight would be great.
If Lani ties tubbo’s hair what’s to say she can’t tie Tommy’s hair?
Tommy’s outdoor stream and a fire is set (again) but tubbo is present so he starts chanting ‘we didn’t start the fire-’
They go to Twitchcon together!! They have a station together!! Wefies with fans TOGETHER!!!!!!!
They are present more in each other’s Instagram pics now.
(Etc; them eating after tubbo’s cooking stream, TWO BIG MEN OUT IN WOODS, HOPE WE DONT GET MUGGED, them both squatting under a tree or smth and pogging)
That’s all for now.
Technoblade origins? A theory
Phil probably went to he nether and Techno just followed him (maybe bc Phil had gold on him, or maybe bc he’s never seen green before)
He doesn’t steal his gold and run away when approached, he seems to have good self control.
Phil gets attached to him bc he’s been tailing him for so long
Phil didn’t think the baby piglin could talk, but it could, which made them become friends.
They chatted and Techno learnt about the overworld
Philza was about the leave the nether, but he didn’t want to lose techno in the vast sea of piglins, so he made Techno the little gold crown, knowing piglin’s love gold, which only made Techno cling onto him more.
‘Technoblade neva dies’ probably became his catchphrase after naively going into the overworld much to Phil’s horror and for some reason doesn’t zombify, Phil is thrilled
Phil eagerly leads Techno home to his (philza) home, who just as eagerly followed.
I figure Wilbur is probably existing when this happens but bc time in the nether are different than that in the overworld, Techno and wil are both technically older and younger than each other. (I couldent decide who was older and who was younger so haha-)
Techno is really good at weaponary, due to its excessive use amongst his culture
That’s could link to wilburs memory of sparring w Techno.
Bc he isn’t used to the temperature change (it’s cooler) Philza made him the cape/jacket lined with fur to keep allow his body temperature to adjust and in red bc wilbur said he ‘looks like a king with that crown’
Techno’s skin is insanely pastel pink in the light of the overworld bc in the nether he was never exposed to sunlight. (And he’s a pig)
Techno initially had very little hair but quickly grew brown/black hair (Hoglins) when he entered the overworld bc different environment
He looked eerily similar to wilbur, which is probably why philza got more attached to him than he should’ve
Now phil couldent really tell them apart, except the more pinkish skin tone and pointy teeth, but from afar it’s almost impossible
Techno’s hair became pinkish (similar to colour fading) after constant exposure to sunlight bc piglin hair DNA
Now that his hair’s colour was more similar to phil’s, he had the epic idea to mimic philza’s hairstyle, but was really bad at maintaining it, so he tied it back and ended up growing it longer thus technobraid.
Now that I think about it, if technoblade could speak and didn’t have that urge to steal gold and be annoying, he’s probably.. not a piglin? Maybe a previous player died in the nether and he was adopted, or maybe uM- a human player had intercourse with a piglin, and irresponsibly left him there.
This means Techno is a piglin human hybrid, which could further explain why he didn’t zombify in the overworld exposure.
That’s all for now.
Uh- UH
So... I know wilbur being stabbed by Philza in the chest is pretty popular, but have this,
Philza kills Wilbur by slicing his neck
I personally think it makes sense bc ghostbur’s voice sounds all ruined and shit, so if philza killed him this way it would make more sense innit?
Also haha wholesome platonic fluff moment:
Wilbur drifts aimlessly around, only to catch a scent of freshly baked bread. He eagerly follows the smell to the bakery, where he finds Niki holding a tray of baked buns and loaves. Idk Wilbur saying he remembers the smell of bread and the bakery just clicked.