Ugh! Right In The Feels!

Ugh! Right in the feels!

Hey there Sammy, what’s it like in University?

We’ve never been this far apart,

Sam, do you miss me?

I miss you

But there’s not a damn thing I can do

What can I do?

Hey there Sammy 

Don’t you worry about the distance

I’m right here if you get nightmares

Give this song another listen

Close your eyes

S'like I’m right there by your side,

Wish I was by your side…

Sam, come back home to me, oh

Sam, come back home to me, come back home to me, 

Oh, Oh

Sam come back to me, come back home to me, oh, oh

Hey there Sammy

it’s been 2 months since I’ve seen you

And believe me kid, I’m going crazy

You’ll never know how much I need you here tonight,

Will you be alright?

Hey there Sammy

I’m exhausted and I’m lonely

What I wouldn’t give to talk to you

I wonder why you haven’t called me

Yeah, I’m mad.

D'you realize what you’ve done to me and dad?

Still want you back…

Sam, come back home to me, oh

Sam, come back home to me, come back home to me, 

Oh, Oh

Sam come back to me, come back home to me, oh, oh

A thousand miles ain’t that far,

nothing I haven’t done with the impala car, 

I’d walk to you if I couldn’t get away.

We can laugh and catch up over beer,

Sammy, I just need you here,

I’m sure that I’ve never felt this way,

Kid, I can promise you, 

That by the time we get through,

The world will be free of all this pain,

No more monsters will rein.

Hey there Sammy,

looks like you aren’t coming home to me

a few more years until you’re done with school,

a few more years until Stanford’s history,

And then it’ll be us,

we can do whatever you want to,

Hey there Sammy, this ones for you,

So here’s to you.

One day you’ll come back home to me, oh

you’ll come back home to me, come back home to me, 

Oh, Oh

I’ll miss you like crazy, until you come back home to me, oh, oh

Till you come back home to me.

Come back home to me, oh oh.

Fuck you, human. You don't tell me where to walk.

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I'm so doing this

                                          CUT IT OUT! 

A STFU Spell for Noisy Neighbours and other Troublemakers

What you need:

candles black, red and white

red string

knife

matches

black pepper, salt, chili powder, ginger, nutmeg

rage. lots and lots of rrrrrage!

1) Bind your three candles together with the red string. The red candle is your anger. While tying the knot, you concentrate on chanelling your anger in the direction of your Noisy Neighbour or other Annoying Person. This will be a powerful spell, the more rage you got, the better. 

2) While tying the knot of the black candle, envision it swallowing all the noise, all the annoying little things that drive you mad. Black will cancel out everything negative. Don’t be afraid of the colour black, it’s your ally. 

3) Tie the last knot over the white candle. Envision the peace this spell will bring you. Imagine the calm after the Noisy Neighbour has shut up or turned their music down. 

4). Cut the string with a sharp knife. Say “Cut it out!” and picture your troublemaker.

5) Put your herbs over the candles. Grind chili, ginger and black pepper for rage. Feel your anger pouring out of you and giving this spell its power. Say “I will set your ass on fire!” and picture in your mind your troublemaker. Grind sea salt (or table salt) over your candles to help you get rid of the troublemaker. The nutmeg - I don’t even know why. I’m an intuitive witch. Nutmeg is essential. Grind it over the candles. It stands for luck, usually, I think in this case it strengthens the spell.

6) Light the candles. Light one match for each candle. Repeat whatever phrase you choose (stfu, cut it out, etc - I’m not very classy when it comes to my spells, you can find one of your own… it should come from the heart though). Put the knife and the three burnt matches next to the candle. 

I just performed this spell about 10 minutes ago. My next door neighbour will play music loudly and he won’t stop (I have tried everything, from asking nicely to threatening). The music stopped after about 2 minutes. 

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