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-like I said before, Gustavo runs the restaurant on his own but then the Pizza Tower emerged outside of his restaurant and he had to put a stop to it, however during his run he crossed paths with a freshly thawed out Pepino who was still suffering from severe future shock and was ready to absolutely bash the crap out of Gustavo but Gustavo somehow managed to calm Pepino down to snap him back to his senses and the two became quickly became allies and friends. They have a somewhat Tarzan-and-Jane type dynamic but if they were two Italian men.

-Pepino sounds a lot like Donkey Kong in this AU (his vocabulary is mostly made up of growls, grumblings, grunts and some hoots here and there similarly to the stereotypical caveman and yes he does scream and yell a lot but it’s a lot more louder and aggressive, However though between this, he does speak in a language of his own (https://public.wsu.edu/~delahoyd/cavespeak.html) that’s promptly titled as ‘CaveSpeak’, but he has picked up some English words during his time trapped in the Pizza Tower but it’s really broken but he’s trying his best okay? He’s also made words of his own to describe modern things and objects, nobody understands him when he speaks in ‘CaveSpeak’ but the only people who understand him are Gustavo, Gerome, and Noisette

-Pepino absolutely hates Noise, everything about him just grinds his gears even though he knows nothing of what the noise says or does, which is exactly the point. Everything about the noise is just so confusing and strange and it grinds his gears a lot when trying to think of what the noise is and what he’s not. But really the noise is just some guy.

-Pepino isn’t Cro-Magnon or Homo Sapiens but he’s a Neanderthal due to his physique, but he passes as some regular Italian guy. Fake Pepino was Pizza Head’s attempt at bringing back the Neanderthal species but unfortunately he gave up out of boredom and losing interest of doing so.

Pizza Tower AU where everything goes exactly the same, except for the fact that Peppino is actually a caveman brought into the present either by getting thawed out or through a time machine incident that has to do with Pizza Head (Because Pizza Head is an absolute goofy bastard) and he’s terrified, scared, and enraged over his new surroundings and the severe future shock he’s having and he just wants to GET OUT of the pizza tower and find his way back home (even though it’s gonna be a long way to do so and he’ll have to get used to modern civilization)

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