What To Say To A Little One Who Thinks Shes A Big Girl

What to say to a little one who thinks she’s a big girl

“Has the big girl made a little tinkle in her diaper? I think she has…”

“Are you sure you don’t want me to put your juice in a bottle? Daddy won’t be happy if you spill it everywhere.”

“But big girls don’t need cuddles and a story before bedtime, I thought you were a big girl!”

“No, no, I understand you’re big now, Daddy just needs to check why your nappy is sagging so much at the back…”

“You better eat all that food I’ve made you, because if Daddy finds out you can’t finish your big girl dinner, you’ll be right over my knee for a spanking. Then we’ll see what a ‘big girl’ you are.”

“What? You want your binky and teddy bear? But you’re all grown up now, only babies need their binky, don’t they?”

“I know, sweetie, don’t get upset. It’s hard pretending to be a grown-up like Daddy, isn’t it? I think you’re better off staying little for a bit longer.”

dad doing the speaking for you when you're in public ౨ৎ

you have to kiss her on her paci

Just a little girl still needing pull-ups bc she keeps having accidents🥺

your dom stuffing a paci in your mouth in the middle of a convo/disagreement bc you’re just a baby and dad knows what’s best

froot loops and milk in my cat cup 🍼