P3rvyprinc3ss - 🎀gross Girl🎀

thinking about caregivers confiscating cellphones, wallets, and housekeys to replace with plastic toys and chocolate coins….taking away cosmetics and jewelry to replace with play pretend makeup palettes and candy necklaces….swapping your tablet for a leapfrog, adding some training wheels to your bike… etc etc

you have to kiss her on her paci

What to say to a little one who thinks she’s a big girl

“Has the big girl made a little tinkle in her diaper? I think she has…”

“Are you sure you don’t want me to put your juice in a bottle? Daddy won’t be happy if you spill it everywhere.”

“But big girls don’t need cuddles and a story before bedtime, I thought you were a big girl!”

“No, no, I understand you’re big now, Daddy just needs to check why your nappy is sagging so much at the back…”

“You better eat all that food I’ve made you, because if Daddy finds out you can’t finish your big girl dinner, you’ll be right over my knee for a spanking. Then we’ll see what a ‘big girl’ you are.”

“What? You want your binky and teddy bear? But you’re all grown up now, only babies need their binky, don’t they?”

“I know, sweetie, don’t get upset. It’s hard pretending to be a grown-up like Daddy, isn’t it? I think you’re better off staying little for a bit longer.”

being called "dumb" turns me on so much..... but not in a "you're genuinely an idiot" way, more of a "aww baby, your brain just turns off when your needy, huh? you can't even make proper sentences. you're so cute and pathetic, my little dumb pet" way

Making you hold it until you pee yourself and then convincing you it was your fault. Fuck, you’re so dumb. Aren’t you?