Day 2

Day 2

what do you call a shotgun that doesn't work

most probably broken. go and get a new one. you'll need it for the invasion.

Day 10

what do you call a dragon whose legs were stolen by the elves

an amphithere that is rascist towards elves

Day 14

what happens if you encrust grapes with solidified tungsten.

cronchy

Say 17

what is the biggest cat?

giant cat.

Day 15

should you kill someone?

yuh

Day 12

why did the chicken cross the road

a simple creature does not “choose” to cross the road. As much as you humans do not “choose” to breathe or “choose” to eat. It is but something you want to, have to, do. Do not doubt something lower than you, when there are things much, much higher.