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Day 19
what did Jesus say when he met moses
sup Moses I’m Jesus
Day 18
what do you call a joke that doesn’t get to the punchline?
Say 17
what is the biggest cat?
giant cat.
Day 16
a horse walks into the bar
And says to the bartender
why the long face
(he is going through a rough divorce)
Day 15
should you kill someone?
yuh
Day 15
how many times has the moon rotated Saturn?
none the moon rotates earth?? Stupid lmao.
Day 14
what happens if you encrust grapes with solidified tungsten.
cronchy
Day 14
why did the bird say where?
why where.
Day 13
was it a good idea to play a Ttrpg?
yes
Day 12
why did the chicken cross the road
a simple creature does not “choose” to cross the road. As much as you humans do not “choose” to breathe or “choose” to eat. It is but something you want to, have to, do. Do not doubt something lower than you, when there are things much, much higher.
Day 11
John has 22 marbles. He give away 3 and then drop 7 down a drain. After he recount his marbles he has 4. How has this happened.
John has serious dysgraphia
Day 10
what do you call a dragon whose legs were stolen by the elves
an amphithere that is rascist towards elves
Day 9
a man went got in a car crash, went to the hospital, but was not bleeding. Why?
internal bleeding and brain damage.
Day 8
Why is it always a bad idea to go to an ikea
because of SCP-3008 dumbass.
Day 7
knock knock
who’s there?
the ATO
the ATO who?
the ATO coming to investigate your premise after hints of tax evasion
Day 6
What’s loud and sounds like an apple?
APPLE
day 5
how many people does it take to eat burger?
Prob like 1
day 4
What is red and bad for your teeth?
a brick
day 3
why is 6 scared of 7?
because 7 is scary
Day 2
what do you call a shotgun that doesn't work
most probably broken. go and get a new one. you'll need it for the invasion.
Day 1 (on the grind)
What do you call a citrus that isn’t a lemon
idk a lime or something why r u asking me
guys help
So I’m running a new dnd campaign for a few of my friend but yet again, no planning. Anyone got some inspiration for what to base it on? Time specific question btw.
cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality
its always "who is the man in the tan jacket" or "what does the man in the tan jacket want." its never "how is the man in the tan jacket."