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I walk into a casino, the dealer looks at me funny as I am caring a photograph of a clown, a card with a smiley face, a card with what seems to have a lot of stars on it, and some tarot cards, he thinks it’s funny but he’s seen weirder. He gives me my hand it’s 3 queens, perfect. I play my tarot cards and these queens suddenly turn to glass. At this point the dealer realizes what’s happening, he calls for the casino security but it’s already too late, i’ve racked up over 500,000 chips by now. I take my winnings and don’t even get out of my seat before the Casino security summarily executes me.
"The Traveller"
"This joker gains +1 Mult each time a card retriggers"
i been playing too much balatro. thinking abt making joker cards for other characters....mmm....
Lil Epithet guys!
Apple bottom trees
Roots with the fir
The whole crowd was looking at dirt
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I have so many thoughts after the 7-2 poem...
They’re fucking sentient. This one specifically writes prose about the love it has for its battery, and the hatred it has for itself. This went from being strapped into a death machine to being strapped inside a death machine that can think and hates itself and its purpose as much as you hate it.
And what the fuck does this mean about the other machines? Do sentries cherish the ability to see the world for what it is while everyone else sees it as pixels? Do guttertanks hate guttermen or do they feel pity for the beings they were made to destroy? Do earthmovers care for the cities living atop them? What the fuck does this mean for V1?!?!?! I always thought it was purely nonsentient, since I remember reading that somewhere. But...
We see other machines showing some form of emotions like V2’s sportsmanship and spite as well as the Mindflayers' protectiveness of their bodies that they themselves made at the cost of materials, and the Swordsmachines finding themselves beautiful and hoarding old scrap, seemingly for the sentimentality of it. But this is like the first confirmation of sentience other then the terminals. Do these machines feel pity for the sinners? Do they sympathize with the demons, created to fill out a single purpose and unable to deviate from it? Is V1 sentient or an exception? What does it think of Hell’s monologues? Does it enjoy being Hell’s favorite gladiator or does it hate that role? I’m going crazy over this! Were there machines that willingly died because they couldn’t stomach the idea of fighting their brethren for blood? Are the people in the Guttermen dead because the life support failed over time... Or was it because the Guttermen disconnected it themselves as a form of mercy?
-Bobby
🤿 squiblybeakers77 aug 25, 2014
how many times do I have to tell you guys octarians don't exist anymore. the army literally killed all of them in the great turf war you're not going to get a hot octoling gf they're fucking extinct
🍤 woomy-mother-fuckers aug 30, 2014
op your bio says you listen to turquoise october
🤿 squiblybeakers77 aug 30, 2014
yeah cause it's a bop. not made by octarians tho, it's a coverup to keep us from questioning it.
⭐ tetradualies-trash mar 8, 2024
guys I found this gem from like a decade ago. aged very well I think
🐡 OutFishing mar 16, 2024
is this person real... @squiblybeakers77 were you created in a lab I don't understand you
🦐 NOBODYTOUCHMYFISHFRYS mar 19, 2024
and here we have the legendary squibly, who fought valiantly against Big Octo's lies and also didn't bother to take the fifteen minute bus ride to mt nantai where you could've literally seen octolings patrolling the outside of octo canyon. truly a warrior of the people,
🔫 z3nz0nes mar 20, 2024
"turquoise october isn't actually octolings".... THE LYRICS ARE IN OCTARI??? A WHOLE ASS DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?????
🦐 NOBODYTOUCHMYFISHFRYS mar 20, 2024
zen you don't understand. obviously Big Octo created a fake language to keep us complacent
🌷 burst-bombs-are-gay mar 25, 2024
omg why didn't u guys tell me my wife went extinct in 2014 😔😔😔 @yokoandthegoldbisexuals I miss u already babe 💔
#also loving the implication that Big Government was like #"hey we need to fake some stuff for this octo thing" #and the best idea they could come up with was... leaving an unlabeled cd in a dumpster???? #granted the later ones had labels but like. that's absolutely insane what do you MEAN
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its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)
name them. now.
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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I am so happy with this and hes so pretty and magical
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground