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Lil Epithet guys!
@jelloapocalypse
Day 245
I laughed far harder at this than I should
Goofy idea Zora never learned what having sex was, due to growing up alone in the woods, she's deeply sexually frustrated but has no idea what the feeling means or how to deal with it,
Made worse by Yoomtah convincing her that sex only referred to the biological sense, so everytime Zora gets propositioned for sex she thinks it weird,
Meryl: Sooo umm no pressure or anything when are we going to have sex?
Zora (looking utterly baffled): Umm already got one...?
Meryl: ...Zora did you ever discuss sex with oh I don't know...Yoomtah?
Zora: Yeah, why?
Meryl wordlessly walks over and leads Zora to the bedroom, Meryl emerges half an hour later, the sounds of Zora screaming death threats at Yoomtah and Yoomtah laughing her ass over the phone can be heard from the bedroom.
GUYS THE TWO-LOWEEN STREAM WAS AMAZING I missed listening to my favorite cast so much!!!! It was a blast and if you have not seen it yet I reccomend checking out Jello's Twitch!! Here are just a couple of my favorite moments but there's more on the way so stay tuned for those doodles :3
☆Happy Birthday Epithet Erased☆
Epithet Erased is a great and hilarious show full of such charming characters, you can't help but love them all! Here's to future projects and hopefully more seasons to come!!! 💖💖💖 @jelloapocalypse
Zora: I cannot wait to take you out!
Percy:
Percy: Like on a date?
Zora: Wha- No like in murder- I mean not that I wouldn't.
Percy: I'm free tonight at 7?
Zora:
Zora: Yeah, yeah me too.
Ramsey: What the hell just happened here?
I am a simple pan: I see hot girl, I stan
Drew cool girls in fancy suits today~🎶
Look at this 6'3 beanpole of a woman. I would wake up to a yeehaw from her and cry cuz i love her so much.
You cannot tell me they wouldn’t
Original post by @jesters-wife !!
Ramsey: Percy, are you free on Friday at 7?
Percy: Yes?
Ramsey: What about you Zora?
Zora: Yeah, why do you ask?
Ramsey: Perfect, because I’m not. You go without me. Enjoy your fucking date you emotionally awkward fucks.
Percy:
Zora: Did you just-
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YALL!!!!!!!! TODAY I WILL SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
Some ee doodles cuz I haven’t posted art in so long
Happy Valentines Day the 16th! take this
no-text version under the cut!
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