Me In An Interrogation Room: It Wasn't My Fault.

Me in an interrogation room: It wasn't my fault.

Police officer: My file says that there were ten knife wounds. You stabbed him.

Me: No. He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

The Lightning Thief page 89

Friendly Fuckin reminder:

Percy got his nickname for Annabeth from Clarisse

(Wise girl is what Clarisse had called Annabeth in the first book)

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Sorry I didn't learn anything in school I was too busy thinking about fictional characters

Keefe: It says "No Trespassing" but I'm allergic to the rules

Fitz: And dairy

Keefe: Wow, okay. Expose me.