they/them 2005

91 posts

Me In An Interrogation Room: It Wasn't My Fault.

Me in an interrogation room: It wasn't my fault.

Police officer: My file says that there were ten knife wounds. You stabbed him.

Me: No. He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.


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4 years ago

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I Finally Kiss Her But Oh No

I finally kiss her but oh no

I Finally Kiss Her But Oh No

I see a FACE IN MY WINDOW

I Finally Kiss Her But Oh No

THEN MY BRAIN STARTS TO GO


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4 years ago

Me trying to figure out if what I'm remembering is actually canon or if I read it in a fanfiction:

Me Trying To Figure Out If What I'm Remembering Is Actually Canon Or If I Read It In A Fanfiction:
4 years ago

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

5 years ago
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.
Anti Anxiety.

Anti anxiety.

3 years ago

Happy birthday to the cause of my high expectations for a future relationship.

Happy Birthday To The Cause Of My High Expectations For A Future Relationship.

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