they/them 2005
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Let him say the funny fuck word.
percy would be so powerful if he was allowed to say the f word
"look i didn't want to be a fucking half blood"
I always have been such a fan of pjo and i have to say ...totally hyped for the show😌👀👀
probably been done before but:
tired of mfs asking invasive questions about your top surgery scars when you wanna go for a swim or just dont feel like wearing a shirt? here's some responses you can use!
"why do you have scars on your chest" "shark attack"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "my cat doesnt like me very much"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "the gods tried to take my lungs but dw i managed"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "bees"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "i worked in retail"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "those are actually my second and third mouths, they usually remove them at birth but my parents couldn't afford it"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "i fell"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "i said something controversial on twitter and the 15 year olds found out where i lived and attacked me"
"why do you have scars on your chest" *look down look back up and start screaming*
"why do you have scars on your chest" "haha oh yeah I tried to steal my brother's food when we were kids"
"why do you have scars on your chest" "I fought in the Trojan war along side the great Achilles and since then I bare these scars, I am honored to have participated in such a milestone for human kind and I am forever grateful for making it out alive, the men I fought with were great worriers and I'm sad their lives were cut so short... *start tearing up a little bit* I'm sorry for being emotional.. these scars bring me great sorrow from the memories of my fallen friends and comrades..."
"why do you have scars on your chest" "the New York city rats got me."
"why do you have scars on your chest" "i ran with scissors"
those are just a few examples, feel free to add your own if you like :)
Y'all I'm desperate.
I've been looking for hours for a percabeth fic on AO3. It's a high school au where Percy and Annabeth go to school together, but they aren't besties or anything. Piper and Annabeth are besties, though. Then Annabeth is waiting for Piper to take her home but then Piper speeds off and leaves Annabeth behind. Then Percy offers to take her home and they end up hanging out for the rest of the day. Then there's a follow up story where Annabeth and her dad get in a fight and she calls Percy and he takes her home and Sally is making cookies and some of them have walnuts or something and Annabeth is allergic but it's okay bc Sally made some that didn't have any. After they eat cookies they go up and cuddle in Percy's room.
Please I'm begging anyone to find this fic. I thought I had it saved somewhere but I didn't. ðŸ˜
Idk if I want to be Percy or Annabeth more
Percy is that kind of person that can't sleep without THAT person, and that person is Annabeth.
Ac to the artist <33
No but this was literally me with Legend of Korra
bop culture is being in love with all of the characters in a show
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Fuck you my child is completely fine, no miss your child is obsessed with fictional characters and has 3050352 escape plans to go to camp half-blood.
Will pissing off a homophobe help me in any way? Maybe not, but it will piss off a homophobe
Friendly reminder that if you don't like an artist, that doesn't mean that you get to disrespect the people that do. Not everyone likes Taylor swift, but that doesn't mean that she isn't an extremely talented artist. No, she doesn't just write break up songs, no she isn't overrated. Her discography is so diverse with a lot of different vibes. Yes, she does have break up songs. So what? Other artists write about failed relationships. Plenty of artists draw inspiration from their love lives. Why shouldn't Taylor? Plus, she writes about more than just her love life. Ronan isn't about anything remotely related to romance. No Body, No Crime is about the narrator murdering her friend's husband and pinning it on his mistress. Long Live is about being remembered. I'm tired of hearing people (mainly this one guy in my pre-calc class) shit on her for absolutely no reason.
My bestie's sister: Why do I love Shadow (from Sonic the Hedgehog) so much?
Me: Because you love the morally gray characters?
Her: ...
Her: He's not gray, he's black.
me before starting anything: I will like this piece of media a normal, acceptable amount.
me twenty seconds in:
may your 2022 be dark academic and homoerotic
Oh my gods...
There's a song that's literally about Annabeth Chase. I'm not kidding.
It's called Annabeth by The Happy Return.
deleting my dating app because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i wander aimlessly through the halls trying to find the school nurse and a boy sprawled across a bench opens one eye and asks me if i’m lost whilst immediatly falling in love with me)
The feminine urge to have a screaming match with your best friend's brother while walking home from McDonald's
I hate the bi vs pan discourse let's all kiss instead
Also 14 y/o Percy: but we're just friends
Percy: idk why people think we like each other
Don’t settle for any less, ladies
Oh my fucking gods. This is one of my all time favorite fics. I saw this and literally threw my phone at my friend's brother ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
My offering for @pjosecretsanta2021! @buoyantsaturn I adore your fic and I really hope you like this :) Happy new year!
Can I get a fic or something about Alex singing London Boy by Taylor Swift to Henry? Like I feel like he would be cheeky and sing it for karaoke or something.
It is December 1st, therefore I shall play tis the damn season by Taylor Swift on repeat.
Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.
Happy Pride Month ♥