Me And My Sisters Alexas Are Connected To The Same Spotify Account And I Was Trying To Listen To Korn

Me and my sisters Alexa’s are connected to the same Spotify account and I was trying to listen to korn when she started playing Taylor swift, so I put korn back on and she played “fuck you” by Lilly Allen and now we are at war.

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everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Aunt 1, to my sister: it looks like someone shat in your eyes

Aunt 2, looking at me and my cousin: that’s why she’s a CUNT

Me and my cousin: *passes away*

I don’t care how much you like Taylor swift, trademarking a number was one of the dumbest things ever done. What the hell was she on 😭🖐️.

Thsnos would have to face 10,000,000,000,011 consecutive life sentences along with 3 death sentences, 151 years in prison ans and a $1.01 billion dollar fine, however he did not commit any war crimes. (I’m so goddamn tired)

everybody supports disabled people until we’re inconveniencing them.

everybody supports people with chronic pain conditions until we have to cancel plans because we’re in immobilising pain.

everybody supports people with brain damage until we need extra support, until we have memory issues and forget basic information, until we have immobilising migraines.

everybody supports disabled people until we are disabled.