Ive Wanted To Record A Variation On What Varric Would Write To Hawkes LI If Hawke Was Left Behind During

I’ve wanted to record a variation on what Varric would write to Hawke’s LI if Hawke was left behind during Here Lies The Abyss. I purposefully made who Varric is writing to ambiguous so that it could be any of your Hawke’s LIs. I may record character specific letters in the future.

Plenty of thanks to madameinquisitor and trashsperm for help on the script and for their ideas!

Varric’s voice done by: lightgetsout (me!)

And as always, I hope you enjoy it! And thank you so much for listening!

A parody of Uptown Funk, featuring the stylin’ Dragon Age 2 crew as lead in this rendition by Varric Tethras (background vocals provided by the DA2 crew, especially Fenris and Anders). Hawke is over in the corner jamming on the guitar in a pink suit jacket.

Major thanks and inspiration comes from niklisson and their hilariously wonderful Hightown Funk art which can be found here. —> (x)

Also a great deal of thanks to qunaributts, officialvarrictethras, culllenrutherford and various anons and other followers for helping write the lyrics for this! You’re all the reason I was laughing while trying to record this damn thing.

Again, a link to the glorious person niklisson and their artwork that inspired this. –> (x)

Varric and additional voices/vocals done by: lightgetsout (me!)

And of course all thanks and respects go to Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars for this incredible song.

Hightown Funk lyrics:

This town That Cone of Cold Knight-Commander That Deep Roads gold This one for them Rose girls Them dock girls Straight masterpieces Stylin’ while in Yeah, Kirkwall is the city Got boots on, my chest hair showin’ Gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty.

I’m too hot (Fenris: hot damn) Call Aveline and Donnic, man I’m too hot (Anders: hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire, man I’m too hot (Fenris: hot damn) Say my name you know how I am I’m too hot (Anders: hot damn) Am I bad ‘bout those sovereigns, Break it down.

Girls hit your hallelujah (x3) ‘Cause Hightown Funk gon’ give it to you (x3)

Well it’s Saturday night and we in the spot Don’t believe me just watch (come on!)

Don’t believe me just watch (x4) Hey, hey, hey, oh

Stop. Wait a minute. Fill my mug put some piss-ale in it. Take a sip, sign a book Hawke! Get the check! Known from Orlais to Denerim, to Antiva City, If we show up, we’ll be kicked out Fast enough to make us dizzy

I’m too hot, (Fenris: hot damn!) Call Aveline and Donnic, man I’m too hot (Anders: hot damn!) Make a dragon wanna retire, man I’m too hot (Fenris: hot damn!) Say my name, you know who I am, I’m too hot, (Anders: hot damn!) Am I bad about those sovereigns, break it down-

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo) (x3) ‘Cause Hightown funk gon’ give it to you (x3) Saturday night and we in the spot Don’t believe me just watch (come on!)

Don’t believe me just watch (x4) Hey, hey, hey, oh

Before we leave, Let me tell y’all a little something, Hightown funk you up, Hightown funk you up; (x4) Come on, dance, Jump on it, If you’re magic, then flaunt it If you rogue-ish, then own it Don’t brag about it, come show me

Come on, dance, Jump on it, If you’re magic, then flaunt it Well it’s Saturday night and we in the spot Don’t believe me just watch (come on!)

Don’t believe me just watch 

Hightown funk you up

Hightown funk you up (Fenris: say whaaaat?)

(and so it continues)!

Thanks for listening!

precious mako memories

Original post by jabberwockyx

Shepard voiced by totalspiffage

All Hawke wants for Satinalia is not what you would expect

Let him rest. 

Bonus:

Various reasons why Alistair Theirin is perfect

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down