Various Reasons Why Alistair Theirin Is Perfect

Various reasons why Alistair Theirin is perfect

“Best times of my life were spent on that ship. Been a damn good ride.”

what she says: i'm fine.

what she means: i played 4 fuckin games thinking that by the end of it desmond miles would be this unstoppable badass assassin who would single handedly save the world and turn the tide against abstergo - i thought i would get an amazing modern game where we get to jump off skyscrapers and infiltrate businesses and government buildings in abstergo's pocket and walk around hacking computers and stabbing people and then taking a nap in the animus so we could play as anscestors but noooOOOOooooooOooOoO they had to go and fuckin kill him like i didn't just spend the last 4 games getting emotionally invested in a sarcastic piece of shit bartender i cAN'T BELI E VE

I’ve wanted to record a variation on what Varric would write to Hawke’s LI if Hawke was left behind during Here Lies The Abyss. I purposefully made who Varric is writing to ambiguous so that it could be any of your Hawke’s LIs. I may record character specific letters in the future.

Plenty of thanks to madameinquisitor and trashsperm for help on the script and for their ideas!

Varric’s voice done by: lightgetsout (me!)

And as always, I hope you enjoy it! And thank you so much for listening!

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all