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pasteldritchwhispers
It Speaks!

Your local eldritch fractions of scattered thoughts. Originally intended as a funnie out of context poster but I stopped doing that a few years ago lmao. Mostly inactive after giving myself free reign on a sideblog @ghhhhflublub

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Sorry I Was Late, I Left My Soul In Chemistry

Sorry I was late, I left my soul in Chemistry

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eldritch shitpost honestly? I actually did this But my soul was a hoodie But that's the same thing now isn't it
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pasteldritchwhispers
6 years ago

I am not a disappointment to humanity.

Humanity is a disappointment to me.

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eldritch shitpost sorry mortals not all of you are a disappointment but as a whole humanity's like a 5/10 at best
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pasteldritchwhispers
6 years ago

We stan that-

Tell me what color Metzabou vibes to you Might be late but--

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THIS!! :D

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it listens bless that almost my exact color we stan
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pasteldritchwhispers
6 years ago

If you dare threaten

I'll eat your flesh and bones until the only thing left is f l a b

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eldritch shitpost Don't ask what I was thinking I solve my problems by threatening to consume and that is that Nothing more
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pasteldritchwhispers
6 years ago

Eldritch dieties aren't legally required to drive. We slither.

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shitpost sometimes My brain really do be out here thinking These wild and wacky and obscure thoughts Who'da thunk it
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pasteldritchwhispers
6 years ago

She whines because there is nothing left to do. It is the final hour.

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eldritch Foreboding shitpost i don't think this one counts This is just plain foreboding My vibe is weird eldritch murmurs and that is that nothing I can do about it
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