
Your local eldritch fractions of scattered thoughts. Originally intended as a funnie out of context poster but I stopped doing that a few years ago lmao. Mostly inactive after giving myself free reign on a sideblog @ghhhhflublub
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I Wish I Had Someone To Document All My Weird Sitting Positions
I wish I had someone to document all my weird sitting positions
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🌕🌲✨Cryptid Ask✨🌲🌕
 Eyes - What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen?
Teeth - Do you like collecting things? If so what?
Claws - What’s your weapon of choice?
Wings - Where would you like to live?
Tentacles - Are you addicted to anything? Sounds, people, activities?
Fur - Do you prefer the warm or cold? Why?
Howl - What kind of music do you like? What bands?
Horns - Are you spiritual?
Hide - What’s your favorite color?
Tracks - What kind of aesthetic do you relate most with?
Your presence, no matter how comparatively insignificant, is meaningful. Your tiny life has sway. Each creature around you can be affected by you, and it is your decision how to be remembered. The smallest life can carry the greatest legends, the largest diety can fade to dust without memory. It all relies on the self.
We're all just cryptids eating trash out of dumpsters at 3 am, in the backs of restaurants, scurrying away from bright lights and panicked people, looking for where we belong.
Angelic Pretty Questions
Sugary Carnival: Have you ever been considered popular? Milky Planet: Besides earth, what planet would you come from? Rose Toilette: Your signature perfume?  Whimsical Vanilla-chan: What pets do you have/want to have? Marine Kingdom: Favourite undersea creature? Dreamy Dollhouse: Describe your room with just 5 words. Melty Chocolate: Favourite type of chocolate? Sugar Dream Dome: What do you like most about Winter? Milky Berry: What do you like most about Summer? Happy Garden: What types of things would you plant in a garden? Magical Étoile: Favourite attraction at a carnival? Toy Parade: What toys did you play with as a child? Holy Lantern: Describe the darker side to your personality. Melody Doll: What types of music do you listen to? Wonder Party: Favourite type of tea? Glass Bottle of Tears: What, without fail, makes you cry? Cinema Doll: What makes a movie really enjoyable for you? Memorial Cake: What is your ideal romantic experience? Star Night Theatre: If life was viewed as a theatre stage, what role would you play? Cotton Candy Shop: If you had your own shop, what things would you sell? Decoration Dream: Favourite way to decorate a cake? Fancy Box: What gift(s) did you get for your birthday last year? Misty Sky: What is your favourite type of weather? Dreamy Horoscope: What is your zodiac sign, and do you relate to it? Symphonia of Birds: Favourite type of bird? Day Dream Carnival: What do you daydream about the most?  Royal Cards: Name a game you are really good at. Milky Cross: Are you a religious person? Cream Cookie: What kinds of snacks do you munch on? Drained Cherry: What emotionally exhausts you? Fancy Paper Dolls: What accessories would come with a doll version of you? Holy Night Story: Favourite thing to do when it’s night time? Candy Treat: Favourite type of candy?  Fantastic Dolly: What cosmetics do you use? Drink Me: Favourite drink/beverage? Merry Making Party: Describe the biggest party you’ve ever been to. Country of Sweets: What countries would you like to visit? Fruits Parlour: Favourite fruit? Dream Sky: Have you ever seen a shooting star? Soap Bubbles: How do you like to bathe/shower? Jewelry Jelly: Name 3 of your favourite jewellery pieces. Dream Fantasy: What is your wildest fantasy?  Milky-chan the Fawn: Favourite forest animal? Honey Cake: What do you normally eat for breakfast? Dreamy Baby Room: The most childish part of your personality? Chess Chocolate: What piece would you be on a chess board? French Cafe: Favourite thing to eat at a patisserie? Sugar Hearts: How is your love life right now?   Wonder Story: What types of things do you like to read about? Twinkle Mermaid: Favourite type of fantasy creature? Gloria: Name a very rare item that you would love to own.
Fancy paper dolls and holy night story uwu
Fancy Paper Dolls: What accessories would come with a doll version of you?
Honestly?? Probably a bunch of small jewelry and stuff but with a macabre theme. Definitely tentacles. I'm not even gonna lie, 90% of it would be tentacles and eyes. If I was a doll I'd probably be a very niche doll huh--
Holy Night Story: What do you like to do at night time?
Generally I'll just screw around on various games, mobile or laptop, and pace around my room like a loon for 30 minutes on an idea I'll likely never use-- That's how this cryptid functions, baybe--