Purr For Me~

Purr for me~

I have a hc about my Durge, that can be expanded to any Durge in general, that their self-destructive tendencies and coping mechanisms are not technically theirs.

Bhaal created his children for a one sole purpose. He’s a god, so he could’ve predicted that some of them won’t be so devoted to him since they are, well, people. We know that attempts to resist the Dark Urge are met with terrible headaches and sleep problems.

What if it gets even worse because Bhaal can pull on an emergency brake and internalise the desire for violence onto Durge themself? What if blood-thirst transforms into suicidal behaviour? What if redeeming Durge are happy with this because finally they are not afraid to harm innocents?

The tragedy behind this should be studied.

Selune’s Tears

Bg3 public transport headcanons:

Lae’zel- arguing with a pregnant person over giving up her seat and telling said person that they shouldn’t have gotten pregnant by someone with no car

Karlach- on the phone loudly recounting her most recent sexual encounter in explicit detail

Gale- reading on the subway, no headphones nothing (if u have been on the London Underground ikyk) he also has his backpack on the seat next to him and won’t take it off

Shart- music’s on full blast and she’s doing the autistic girl blank stare at the wall or out of the window

Wyll- one of those people who stand on the subway for no reason and hold onto the handle thing and everyone has to smell his sweaty ass armpits smh

Minthara- probably arguing with a homeless beggar on the subway

Halsin- his ass is not in the subway he’s probably cycling or some shit let me be honest

Jahiera- owns a car, but if she does have to go on the subway she’s pissed about it (same as Halsin)

Minsc- has got boo on his shoulder and is just sitting there feeding him like one of those random ppl with a parrot on their shoulder

Astarion- drinking wine out of a water bottle at 12pm

Withers- giving you the filthiest, most heinous shady look for not giving up your seat but will not say anything about it at all

It is fitting that one mad dog should judge another.

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