COD Incorrect Quote

COD Incorrect Quote

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Ghost: Hey- ya wanna know how I'm like a bicycle?

Y/N: Because once people learn how to ride you they never forget?

Soap: *Spits out his fucking coffee*

Ghost: ....

Ghost: I was gonna say it's because I'm 'two tired'.

Task force 141 walking into the crematorium to check the body one last time.

Ghost: so no other infos?

Y/N talking to one of the employees: you guys take walk-ins?

Price: VISIBLY WORRIED, Y/N?!

Ghost: I thought Price told you to stay in bed

Y/n: he did, but there's a scary monster in my closet, soooo here I am

Ghost: was the monster scarier than Price when he's mad?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: l'm going back to bed

Ghost: good girl

Hanging out at the bar

Price, jokingly: Have you considered shaving that stupid mohawk? Soap, flatout drunk and very, very serious: Have YOU considered shaving off the rat plastered to your face? Price: ...? Soap, taking a swig of his beer: Didn't think so. Soap-'hawk one, Price-rat zerooOOo! Ghost: Owned, Price. You just got owned. Soap: You're one to talk, Edgelord. Ghost: Wow.

Soap: you tryna hang?

Y/N: yeah, myself.

Price: NO-

Y/N: *bleeding out after getting shot* This is totally not tubular dude bro

Ghost: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words