Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino

✨Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino✨

TW: Language

So my fatass is drinking some Jumex right? I start thinking Donatello for some reason, if he ever tried it, what flavor would he like? Idc what version y’all think of, just what flavor do y’all think would be his favorite?

Looks like UVA is the winner!

Mango came in 2nd

And surprisingly Guayaba came in third

That’s actually a really cool detail, it’s amazing when people notice tiny details in movies.

I'm bored. So, naturally I decided to rewatch Bayverse, right?

and I just noticed this lil detail in Donnie's goggles when he scans April on the roof.

HE'S GOT THE OTHER'S HEART RATES

He's not looking at them at this moment, does that mean... They actually have implants that are connected to his goggles? Theories, theories...

Literally me with my Bayverse turtles, because those motherfuckers can KILL a human if they wanted to and I’m over here like:

“Mis bebesitos lindos, mis pinches chiquitines I love you so much you guys are so cute I just wanna kiss you and cuddle you, you little shits are my little bebesitos now, no complaints 😚❤️”

(TRANSLATION: “My beautiful babies, my fucking tinies,”)

The 2003 turtles: Incredibly heavy builds, neither look nor sound like teenagers, could probably break the average human's arm without even trying.

2003 fans: Those are my precious babies and I am adopting them.

I'm bored before bed time. Here's some more dumb hcs I have

Random Bayverse headcanons

- Raph isn't the only crafty one. All four of them do crafty shit:

- Raph both knits and crochet. + whittling (widdling?? Idk English isn't my first language :( )

- Mikey can dye fabric and sometimes sew

- Leo is actually super good at sewing and leather workings (he made the straps he wears in oots himself<3 v proud boy).

- Donnie does well, mostly metal work. He does know how to do a bit of everything EXCEPT knitting and crochet, dude yeeted it straight across the lair and pouted on the couch with his arms crossed when Raph tried to teach him how (don't tell him I told you guys ssshhh)

- While Leo is not under any circumstances allowed to COOK, he IS allowed to prepp stuff. Like cut veggies, it's the one thing he's allowed to do.

- Donnie is known to drink ranch out the bottle. Can someone stop him please

- Splinter is known to "just happen to be there" whenever it's time to make dinner. In reality he's just making sure his sons don't hurt themselves. "Dad, you don't have to be here." / "my son, did you not know most accidents happen in the kitchen?"

- Leo is just as dude bro as Mikey is. April HAS CAUGHT HIM openly scratch his balls on the couch more time than she wants to.

- He doesn't care. He's off the clock. Not "working" anymore, he doesn't need to be prim and proper leader anymore.

- Every spring, like clock work, when their seasons start Leo and Raph has a yearly brawl. Alpha shit, you know? It's full on wrestling and it CAN get really violent.

- Raph broke Leo's arm once during one of those brawls.

- It's also how Raph got the scar over his lips after a particularly hard strike by Leo's elbow that split his lips.

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