He's Shirtless And Has His Hands Tied Behind His Back, So My Guests And I Have Clear Access To His Delicious,

He's shirtless and has his hands tied behind his back, so my guests and I have clear access to his delicious, shiny-clean ears! His torso is gravy while we wait for another turn.

I think Alex Sampson is very sexy - but his beautiful ear has been pierced, which I loathe, so I have removed it to show how perfect it could/should be!

Alex Sampson | via Snapchat

There's just something incredibly sensual about this man... judging by the freckles on his sexy ears, I am guessing (hoping) he's a redhead. I really want to get 'pash-rash' from him!

PERFECTION IN THE PARK!

You will not find a more perfect specimen than this incredible young man!

From his head to his feet, he is extraordinarily beautiful. He is beyond handsome.

Now, let's get to that incredible ear: the petite size, the solid, round rim that merges with the inner ridge, and that thick hooded top! I am in heaven!

His hair is slicked back - all ready for the attention that will be paid to his sexy ear backs. I can't wait to see them stretched and pulled before we can all lick and chew them!

While Mike Faist has large ears, they're not attractive (nor is he). However, his 'partner' is Josh O'Connor, who has world-famous sticky-out ears! Josh's ears are magnificent from all angles...

Challengers (2024)

D. Luca Guadagnino