You Should To A Bakery With Tables At Night, Order A Cake Saying "happy Birthday ".

You should to a bakery with tables at night, order a cake saying "happy birthday <your name>".

Go sit at the tables, light the candle, and sing happy birthday to yourself while fake crying.

It makes the staff feel really really bad at you and not even care that you lit a candle indoors.

Afterwards you eat the whole cake by yourself, When someone asks if it's your birthday, drop any sad expression and say "no, just felt like eating cake ᗡ:".

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

Ground Miku and Trapinch strolling through the desert

First post! I'll slowly start posting my backlog

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It's quite hard to find horror art that scares me, cause it has to overtake the "holy shit that's so cool" part of my brain.

Sorry

y'know for the longest time I thought Toki Pona was the name of the drumming game in Osu!

thats not a fucking question