Shouto: Dad, We Cant Keep Him!

Shouto: Dad, we can’t keep him!

Enji: But why? He’s so cute. And he needs help. He won’t hurt anybody.

Shouto: You can’t just pick up any random stray from the street! What if he has rabies?

Enji: That’s no way to talk about your brother.

Touya: Yeah, what the fuck, Shouto?

Deku: Shouto is so lucky. I wish my mom also worked with me.

Bakugou: (silently points to Endeavor and Shouto)

Shouto: When are you going to let me join high-profile missions?!

Endeavor: When are you going to clean your room?! It looks like Kamino Ward!

Shouto: Shut up, Dad, we’re at work!

Endeavor: How can I trust you with a dangerous mission when you’re still dropping off your laundry at home and expecting me to do it?! You don’t even sort it by color!

Shouto: GodDAMNIT DAD NOT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS

Deku: Okay, yeah, I see your point.

All Might: Mirai, what do your future eyes see?

Nighteye: They’re taking Bakugou to Kamino Ward!

Nighteye: All Might, what the fuck are you doing here? I didn’t ask you to come.

All Might: Hehe that’s not what you said last night, Mirai darling.

Endeavor: Excuse me, what?! I thought we were exclusive, Toshi!

Hawks: Wait, what the fuck?! You’re sleeping with ALL MIGHT, Enji?!

Best Jeanist: Are you seriously still in love with Endeavor, Keigo? After everything???

Edgeshot: What EVERYTHING are you talking about, Tsunagu? You’ve gone back to Hawks while we’re on break???

Mirko: This is what I get. This is what I get for hanging out with gay guys. (sips drink) I don’t know what I expected.

(In the background)

Endeavor: Yeah, I’ll set you both on fire. You and your sidekick-side hoe!

Nighteye: Fuck you, Endeavor!

Best Jeanist: Yeah, fuck you, Endeavor!

Mirko: All about the drama.

Endeavor: Nomu can be very aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Endeavor: (sets a nomu on fire) GET FUCKED!