Enji, Are You Queer?

Enji, Are You Queer?

Chapter 25: Keeping Up with the Todorokis

Enji and Rei have a fight over Shouto’s teenage rebellion. Edgeshot is back on his bullshit. Gran Torino weighs in on Toshinori’s love life. The Todoroki family approaches a difficult decision.

Touya’s Dad Has Got It Going On (by Hawks)

Touya’s dad has got it going on (x4)

Touya, can I come over after patrol? (After patrol)

We can hang around by the pool. (Hang by the pool)

Did your dad get back from that yakuza raid? (Yakuza raid)

Is he there, or is he tryna avoid me again? (Avoid me again?)

You know, I’m not the little bird that I used to be,

I’m all grown up now, baby, can’t you see?

Touya’s dad has got it going on,

He’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long.

Touya, can’t you see,

You’re just not the boy for me.

I know it might be wrong, but

I’m in love with Number One.

Touya, do you remember when you burned my wings? (Little bitch)

And your dad came out with his Flashfire Fist. (Flashfire Fist)

I could tell he liked me from the way he fought, (Way he fought)

Then he gave me first aid, and it was so hot. (So very hot)

And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy,

But since your dad divorced, he sure could use a guy like me!

Touya’s dad has got it going on,

He’s all I want, and I’ve waited for so long.

Touya, can’t you see,

You’re just not the boy for me.

I know it might be wrong, but

I’m in love with Number One.

I can’t believe Endeavor’s cat yelling at Aizawa is canon but it’s right there in Episode 90 🤣

Can we just appreciate how tolerant Enji is of his kids yelling at him and even insulting him. He knows he fucked up, and he accepts the consequences. You know what happens when most people yell at their parents about their (even past) abuse? Not that.

Hawks: Enji, I brought you a plant.

Endeavor: Why?

Hawks: It’s a fern.

Endeavor: So.

Hawks: I call it…

Endeavor: Oh hell to the fuck no.

Hawks: …Prominence Fern!

Endeavor: Why do I even hang out with you?..