Whatever Happens, Two Things Remain True:1. Trump Might Be Distancing Himself From Project 2025, But

Whatever happens, two things remain true: 1. Trump might be distancing himself from Project 2025, but his Agenda 47, which is on his website, is basically the same thing. 2. Third party voting is useless without ranked choice voting; it's mathematically impossible to elect a third party candidate. DO NOT SPLIT THE VOTE.

“I guess everyone’s forgetting how Kamala—“

nobody forgot shit! we have bigger problems! the only alternative to Kamala is a man who wants to wage war on every minority in America. A man who wants to push us further into full on fascism. any “but that one time Kamala” talk benefits only one person right now and that’s Donald Trump. do your part by keeping that shit to yourself! nobody fucking asked and whatever you’re bringing up isn’t more important than queer people’s lives — which ARE at stake. just shut the fuck up and vote, republicans are counting on infighting among the left, so just put it aside. It can wait, I promise.

On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

i want a muppet re-telling of the political events that have happened in the last week please

As we the jury, we will vote to convict Trump in November.