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2 months ago

“how would you deport 11M people?”

trump: “idk, but I heard they eat cats and dogs”


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2 months ago

the only thing trump could do to win this election would be to come out as gay lmao


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2 months ago

Saw your "Trump's debate team should be fired" in the Kamala Harris tag and lmao he did go on a whole ultra long tangent about how many people he's fired, so he probably will. If his debate team and PR team want him to win, they should've just duct taped his mouth

i'd like to imagine a world where they do duck tape his mouth, and as soon as they see him, his cult-following implodes with rage.

he'd win the sympathy vote for sure


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2 months ago

"she copied biden's plan- and it's just four sentences- 'Run, Spot, Run'"

sir??? that's not even CLOSE to four sentences, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??


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1 month ago

so bullying is wrong

HOWEVER

what if the person being bullied claims that immigrants are stealing cats and dogs and eating them?

can we point fingers and laugh at them?


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1 month ago

plato would be so disappointed in our nation...

...there's a severe lack of philosophers running for office...


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2 months ago
Watching The Presidential Debate? Then You Must Have A Cup Of Ceylon Cinnamon Tea Before, During And

Watching the presidential debate? Then you must have a cup of Ceylon Cinnamon tea before, during and after. Our tea will keep you calm, rational and gain the ability to cut through the smoke. It will prevent a melt down and say things that might make you look utterly foolish no matter what side you are. Politicians know to divide and conquer. We fall for it every time. Have a cup of Ceylon Cinnamon and relax. Keep your opinions to yourself and vote or not as you please.

#presidentialdebate #tea #cinnamontea #keepcalm #meltdown #elections #divideandconquer #cutthroughthesmoke #rationalthought #steadynerves 


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2 months ago

*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison


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2 months ago

No, because the illegal immigrants ate all the dogs

“I have concepts of a plan”

My dude the election is less than two months away did the dog eat your fucking presidential homework??


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2 months ago

I can't wait for the next season of SNL

the absolute worst thing is that, objectively, if he was not real, trump would be funny as fuck. as a skit character? like literally fucking hilarious. but no, he’s not a dramatized, satirical parody that exaggerates a stereotype. no. this man is REAL. and that is. fucking terrifying


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2 months ago

Remember when Trump said that the other countries are laughing at America?

We know why

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.


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2 months ago

They should've let her tbh

everybody knowing kamala almost called him a motherfucker is SENDING me


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2 months ago

LMAOOO

What they do is take the babies, fresh out the womb, and they cut their elbows off. They cut their elbows off folks. And they use them to make nipples for transgenders. Can you believe this? Baby nipple transgender boobs? They take these unelbowed babies and they grind them down into a *slurry* - a *slurry*, folks, and they use it to make woke hamburgers

ASDLKAJSDFLKJSF


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2 months ago

You should not be laughing when babies are being executed and illegal immigrants are eating all the dogs

you guys are laughing. theyre executing babies with a little tykes guillotine and youre laughing.


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2 months ago

Start playing...

oh shit ok ok ok hold on here we go

Oh Shit Ok Ok Ok Hold On Here We Go

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