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“the intrusive thoughts won” “that’s psychotic” “i’m so delusional haha” “narcissistic abuse” “the weather is so bipolar” SHUT UP!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

He don't have a spine

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Yeah.

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did

I've had these before and they taste exactly how you would expect a quarter pound of fried cheese curd to taste

Good w/ extra pickles

me when someone calls me wisconsincore because of my cheese fixation (i dont like wisconsin)

Explodes combusts. Was anyone going to tell me caustics are this fucking easy I've been doing bullshit with voronois this whole time

Cyberpunk wall city above the clouds or smth like that

Cyberpunk wall city above the clouds or smth like that

I think it'd be funny to start replacing the phrase "on steroids" with "on estrogen". dude you gotta try this game it's like dark souls on estrogen

Got bored and made another hallway; very low-effort khjsldjk

Actual narcissist here! Any time you use narcissism as a generic term for "abusive" I am allowed to throw one egg at your windows.

Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.

Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.

Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.

And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.

So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.

LITERALLY JSKJSHDKDHD EVERY SHADER I MAKE IS JUST DIFFERENT-SCALED NOISE MULTIPLIED TOGETHER AND IT SOMEHOW WORKS

you would be shocked how many textures you can kinda approximate using only white noise and a ancient and powerful will to not buy substance designer

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Btw I love your doodling style so much !!!

omg tyty!!!

enjoy these gifs as thanks

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

(Part 1) Written and Illustrated by Me, Researched by @bitsbug, @ikayblythe and @needlemeister.

(the link)

The sins of the guilty

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Lissajous curve table

LIMBO /// CLIMAX

CLAIR DE LUNE

LIMBO /// CLIMAX

CLAIR DE LUNE

Genuinely don't know how I did this tbh—I had all three extra gun powerups in 4-2 active, but even then that should only be x16 unless I'm misunderstanding how coins work

I play this game in a normal and conventional manner

I play this game in a normal and conventional manner

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me