We Moved Out To The Country To Give Him Some Room, But He Seems Hell-bent On Filling Whatever Space He

We moved out to the country to give him some room, but he seems hell-bent on filling whatever space he finds himself in.

He told me that one of the ways he got so big was to eat at this diner every morning for breakfast while he was bulking. Just stuffing himself with as much food as possible every morning. I didn't believe him, but since he decided to make it one of his goals to make me huge, I'd figure out if he was being truthful or not. Just after i figured out how I was supposed to eat this much every day.

Yeah bro, I got my hamstrings so fat they touch my freakin ankles when I bend my knee. Can’t wait to see how much I’m gonna grow on this next cycle.

He’s getting too big for these family gatherings, but he insists on attending, and you just can’t say no to that face.

“Do you think they put something in the coffee…?”

Turns out you don't need most of the skiing gear if you're muscles are big enough. He was well-insulated enough, couldn't even feel the cold breeze on his skin.