He Loves The Christmas Market So Much

He loves the Christmas market so much

It seemed like quickly after Dr. Foster got back from his sabbatical, a lot of the anthropology department seemed to start hitting the gym. There was definitely a trend of shirt-ripping arms larger than my torso. It kind of reminded me of my boyfr- I mean roommate and his sudden growth spurt being followed by dozens of guys around campus growing with him. At this rate, I might be the only normal sized guy on campus by the time i graduated. Maybe I should take up my roommate's offer to start training me in the gym.

His goal is to have the most extreme chest to waist ratio ever. His boyfriend pretends to be exasperated but he actually finds it hot.

Looks like the boss's traps finally got to be taller than his head. Send around an email, we had that office betting pool going. What day did you put your money down for?

I started noticing a peculiar change in what pictures my college was using to advertise. Wonder why? In all seriousness however, I don't blame them. Lord knows it would've worked on me, and I think that it's working on other people too. Last I heard they had their highest enrollment in a decade, and I've noticed that when they have those tours of all of the prospective students around they'll all turn their heads simultaneously when they spot another massive guy on campus. Guess I must be a little desensitized to it now, because there's guys like that everywhere around here.