The Culinary Program At Pfatter U Consistently Ranks #1 In The Country! Our Student Chefs Study (and

The culinary program at Pfatter U consistently ranks #1 in the country! Our student chefs study (and sample!) food from around the world and develop a healthy appetite for the finest cuisines.

During the off-season, our soccer players are known to hibernate - that is, eat lots of food and move very little! We asked them to try on their jerseys for us, because who doesn’t love a comparison photo?

@tubby20s you’d fit right in at Pfatter U! Should we send a transfer application? 🐷

Twink went to the dinning hall too many times in college

So I’m in my senior year at Pfatter and, well, let’s say the past few years have been very filling. So filling that I’ve reached the size where I can’t leave my dorm anymore… I can’t even fit through the doorway… Does Pfatter offer lectures and services online so a housebound fatty like myself can still learn?

Of course - we’ll have someone from Student Services contact you immediately. You’re a candidate for our OBESE (Online Broadcast of Educational Services for Everyone) program, which allows you to Zoom in to all of your courses if you can’t make it to class. Here’s a few of our OBESE students hard at work from the comfort of their own dorm!

Looking to transfer to pfatter and get back into track and field! I've let myself go a little bit, hopefully you can find a spot for me in the team?

Absolutely! Even with all the running, somehow how Pfatter runners always end up a little bigger at the end of the season. You’re welcome on the team if you don’t mind looking like this after the season:

I heard that pfatter university just got a rock climbing wall! got any pics of students in the climbing gear or trying to lift themselves off the ground? (tho I bet the extra weight may make it a touch harder hehe)

It’s true! In our new gym expansion, we’ve added an indoor climbing space (with extra-reinforced equipment and the strongest in climbing ropes). Check out some of our students reaching for great heights!