Being An RA At Pfatter University Is So Rewarding! Im Living On A Freshman Floor This Year. They Always

“Being an RA at Pfatter University is so rewarding! I’m living on a Freshman Floor this year. They always stop by to raid my snack cabinet, ask for recipes, or borrow some clothes - at least half my resident’s pants don’t fit anymore! But I’m always happy to help.” - Luke, senior

@tubby20s you’d fit right in at Pfatter U! Should we send a transfer application? 🐷

Twink went to the dinning hall too many times in college

“My roommate Tommy is a great cook. We made a deal - I tutor him in his worst subject, math, and he makes a delicious dinner every night. Three months after we made this arrangement, his grades aren’t the only things that have increased!” Dylan G., junior

Yesterday, Pfatter University held commencement exercises for our graduating senior class. As is tradition, our men paraded around with their graduation robes open, proudly showing off their growth over the last four years. Congratulations, class of 2024!

Pfatter U’s social media intern has been studying abroad! It’s been hard to keep up with all the goings-on this semester. We’ve taken a lot of photos (taken on our new high-def camera!) but haven’t had time to post them. Should we?

Here’s the club soccer getting back together for the first spring practice. Jeremy, their star center, surprised them with his new-found heft, after coming back from his internship at a supplement company.

Beautiful day for lacrosse practice at Pfatter University Stadium. Here’s sophomores Oliver, Ryan, and Jack.

Fun fact: Ryan and Jack ended last season at the same weight! We think Ryan has some catching up to do…