My Roommate Tommy Is A Great Cook. We Made A Deal - I Tutor Him In His Worst Subject, Math, And He Makes

“My roommate Tommy is a great cook. We made a deal - I tutor him in his worst subject, math, and he makes a delicious dinner every night. Three months after we made this arrangement, his grades aren’t the only things that have increased!” Dylan G., junior

Pfatter U’s social media intern has been studying abroad! It’s been hard to keep up with all the goings-on this semester. We’ve taken a lot of photos (taken on our new high-def camera!) but haven’t had time to post them. Should we?

Here’s the club soccer getting back together for the first spring practice. Jeremy, their star center, surprised them with his new-found heft, after coming back from his internship at a supplement company.

Spring semester starting soon, any updates on this year’s “Freshman 15” contest?

Our freshmen are really outdoing themselves this year! We might need to change the name to “Freshman 50” or, by the looks of them, even more than that!

This past week, our Studio Art students got a special treat - some of their classmates came in for a nude model portrait study. Some of them admittedly had issues focusing on their paintings, luckily all were provided with extra-large canvases! Here’s some of the models in action.

What does the theatre department happen to look like at Pfatter U?

Our theatre program is robust! We put on four full-length plays a year and always encourage majors and non-majors alike to get involved. Below are some stills from our recent productions of Peter Pan, Grease, Oedipus, and Oklahoma!

“Being an RA at Pfatter University is so rewarding! I’m living on a Freshman Floor this year. They always stop by to raid my snack cabinet, ask for recipes, or borrow some clothes - at least half my resident’s pants don’t fit anymore! But I’m always happy to help.” - Luke, senior