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Phantasmagoricalicious - Stuffs Go Here - Tumblr Blog
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Happy Valentine's Day

Here’s a transparent Arkenstone to reblog to give to your followers. Since they are the heart of Tumblr.
Happy Valentine’s Day from ATOSB~
"Speak friend and enter"
important question for you tumblr
if Legolas had gotten a really unfortunate butt tattoo (during his rebellious teenage years) what would it be of?
#eimear and i can’t decide #we must know #for reasons #lotr
I will forever love Fili in the back who's all, "Ha ha, classic Uncle Thorin!"
Also it makes me slightly worried about what Thorin thinks is acceptable concerning things tiny and giving praise.
Like the first time Kili nicked a target with his arrow.
"KILI! Did I not tell you, a steady arm and patient sight would lead your arrow to its mark? That the noble blood Durin flows through your veins. That there will come a time when life may depend on your strike to be true?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
"T'is a mighty start for one so young, nephew"
┳━┳ -(°-° ╯)
Or Fili's first braiding.
"FILI! Your plaits!"
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
*nods, approvingly*
┳━┳ -(°-° ╯)
"WHO PREPARED THIS ROAST?!"
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
"I find it savoury."
┳━┳ -(°-° ╯)
Meanwhile, Dis is all, "Thorin, by Aule's blessing I will wring your neck should you not find means and measures to tone your shit down, ISWEARBYTHEMOUNTAIN!"
(╯ಠ□ಠ)╯ ~ ┻━┻
(Dramatics may run in the line of Durin...)






I have this horrible, sinking feeling that this line and situation is going to make a reappearance in the third film to a devastating heart-rending effect.
There may be tears.
And I'm a fucking android...




do you post fics at all?
Nonny!
Short answer is no.
But the longer answer is I'm getting around to it? I'm still in line for an AO3 invite (tho' it should be any day now) but there's still little bits I'm hammering out for myself- like, how do I find a beta? Do I wanna post WIPs or completed work only? How I grammar¿
And then there's actually putting the words together in a document...
I'm thinking of going with a fanworks tumblr--> magorical
so maybe keep more of an eye on that tumblr? I will reblog/post writing on here, but I think The Hobbit just gave me a push on actually posting things so you might have to dig around a bit soon.
By the by, seriously sorry this took a while, Nonny, hope it gets back to you, and thank you too!
This is more beautiful than I ever imagined
somuchloverightnow

” All I got from this is fic where Thorin tries to be really aggressively earnest toward Bilbo. Like, Bilbo would be all ‘I miss my thing’ And Thorin is immediately there all, ‘I COULD BE THAT THING FOR YOU!’ And it just gets more as Bilbo doesn’t know what is going.
“I miss my home”
“I could be your home”
“I miss my blankets”
“I can keep you warm”
“I miss my lamp”
“I can be your light”
“I miss my desk”
“I can be desk”
“…”
“I can be desk” ”
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All I got from this is fic where Thorin tries to be really aggressively earnest toward Bilbo. Like, Bilbo would be all 'I miss my thing' And Thorin is immediately there all, 'I COULD BE THAT THING FOR YOU!' And it just gets more as Bilbo doesn't know what is going.
"I miss my home"
"I could be your home"
"I miss my blankets"
"I can keep you warm"
"I miss my lamp"
"I can be your light"
"I miss my desk"
"I can be desk"
"..."
"I can be desk"

i want this movie NOW

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3
So, we’d been together for ten years, and we were going through kind of a - we’d been going through this kind of rough patch, and it was a little bit about like “are we gonna do this forever; what’s gonna happen,” and she was opposed to the idea of the institution of...
Z + Alt + reblog = Magic
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What if Dylan's the actual werewolf and Tyler just got cast as one because he's what we've been conditioned as a society to accept as werewolfy? And super secretly Dylan is the werewolf adviser to the show and maybe a little put out that he can't represent because werewolfs come in all shapes and sizes and personalities and they're people too! But! Except! Most people aren't ready to accept the supernatural into their everyday lives. But that's why Dylan's trying to be proactive in that area so that everyone can one day live together in harmony!
And all his werewolfy friends and family think it's so cute that he's adopted all these little stray humans (while at the same time warning him about becoming the werewolf equivalent of the crazy cat lady) and, 'Aww, look he feeds them too! Mrs. Dylan's Mom didn't raise no human-neglecting fool!' Also, Mrs. Dylan's Mom would like to know what exactly is going on with that Hoechlin Boy...




DYLAN O'BRIEN IS MADE OF KITTENS AND RAINBOWS AND EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD



ohmygod.
Derek is The King.
He is that creepy creeper king that creeps on everybody.
Crawl'n through your windows.
Creep'n in the shadows.
Just.
There.



Deh-Shay
Deh-Shay
Bah Sah Rah
Bah Sah Rah
Canada is about to become very confused...







Obamacare! Gay marriage! Legalizing drugs! I’m moving to Canada to get away from all of this shit!
Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.
So...SuperWhoLockEnger.
That just keeps getting longer.
Ihavenoproblemwiththat





