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What if Dylan's the actual werewolf and Tyler just got cast as one because he's what we've been conditioned as a society to accept as werewolfy? And super secretly Dylan is the werewolf adviser to the show and maybe a little put out that he can't represent because werewolfs come in all shapes and sizes and personalities and they're people too! But! Except! Most people aren't ready to accept the supernatural into their everyday lives. But that's why Dylan's trying to be proactive in that area so that everyone can one day live together in harmony!

And all his werewolfy friends and family think it's so cute that he's adopted all these little stray humans (while at the same time warning him about becoming the werewolf equivalent of the crazy cat lady) and, 'Aww, look he feeds them too! Mrs. Dylan's Mom didn't raise no human-neglecting fool!' Also, Mrs. Dylan's Mom would like to know what exactly is going on with that Hoechlin Boy...

All I got from this is fic where Thorin tries to be really aggressively earnest toward Bilbo. Like, Bilbo would be all 'I miss my thing' And Thorin is immediately there all, 'I COULD BE THAT THING FOR YOU!' And it just gets more as Bilbo doesn't know what is going.

"I miss my home"

"I could be your home"

"I miss my blankets"

"I can keep you warm"

"I miss my lamp"

"I can be your light"

"I miss my desk"

"I can be desk"

"..."

"I can be desk"

DYLAN O'BRIEN IS MADE OF KITTENS AND RAINBOWS AND EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD

i want this movie NOW

ohmygod.

Derek is The King.

He is that creepy creeper king that creeps on everybody.

Crawl'n through your windows.

Creep'n in the shadows.

Just.

There.

Where it becomes apparent Bilbo is essential travelling with 13 Ron Swansons