I HATE Dudebros, They Treat Everything Surface Level It's So EXHAUSTING.

i HATE dudebros, they treat everything surface level it's so EXHAUSTING.

Its like if you get them to read The picture of Dorian Gray and they say "They're not gay! Basil said Dorian is his dearest friend, why can't two dudes be friends anymore!?!?"

maybe if the author stops giving them symbolic flowers of love in official art and subtle marriage proposals and quite literally confirms them to be soulmates THEN MAYBE

When your dark side defends your baking skill🥧🍓

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

Rose and I talked about tons of important stuff. Music, comic books, getting sand between your toes, y'know, feelings. We both made a lot of mistakes when we were young—I thought disco was coming back, she started a war. I think she felt like she needed to confess everything to me, but I told her, “The past is the past. All that matters to me is who you are now.”

lord the peasants are so loud today

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity