The Narrator: I'd Kill Someone If You Asked Me To.Stanley: I'm Pretty Sure You'd Kill Someone Even If

The Narrator: I'd kill someone if you asked me to. Stanley: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.

How about us wolfy, what type of birds do you think your fans are. Like a group of crows or something ? Idk (love u and your art!)

You are all chickens to me

Save me magistrex doodles, save me/ref

They call me frank abagnale

“So, Phil.”

“Hm?”

“Did you notice the enderman outside?”

“Mmhm.”

“It's like a small one. Kinda nervous. Weird eyes?”

“Oh, you mean Ranboo.”

“Why are they here, Phil?”

“Mate, I invited him.”

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Alright so cold take, the Minecraft Movie looks fucking horrendous. It looks like a parody or an advert, not an actual movie people would want to make or watch.

Many others have said the same thing, but why the fuck isn't it an animated movie?? There are so many beautiful fucking art pieces made by fans or just look at the official Minecraft concept art!!

The world of Minecraft is so pretty and you could have so much artistic freedom to make a really fucking cool stylistic animated movie!!

But no.. We get white zionist Steve and in general just an irl cast for some reason, and ugly ass CGI.

Why can't it follow the minimal story Minecraft already has? The main character, whether it be Steve or someone else, wakes up with no explanation as to how they got there, and they juat have to survive. Minecraft has all these mysteries baked into the different worlds and structures, it would be so cool to have the movie explore them in some way!

I'm assuming this movie will just be "Hey, I'm white zionist Steve and I'll help you guys get back to your world" and the main content of the movie is gonna be the group of people experiencing Minecraft things, that we've already seen and know everything about, for the first time.

Idk man. I think people should boycott the movie because of the zionist in the main role and I don't think that'll be too difficult. Thanks if you read the whole thing <3