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Stanley: I made tea

Narrator: I don't want tea

Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Narrator: Then why are you telling me?

Stanley: It's a conversation starter

Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter

Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate

Stanley: Which is correct, 7 and 5 IS thirteen, or 7 and 5 ARE thirteen?

Narrator: Neither

Narrator: Because it's twelve

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

The Narrator: How does one turn their emotions off? Employee 432: Ok, well, first you go to settings Employee 432: … Employee 432: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis. The Narrator: No, no, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead, I'm in settings, what do I do next?

The Narrator: I'd kill someone if you asked me to. Stanley: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.