I Think If Kristoph Only Killed Zak He Would Have Been 100% Justified And Should Be Released From Jail

I think if Kristoph only killed Zak he would have been 100% justified and should be released from jail

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Since I only talked about his backstory, lemme give y'all some trivia!

-He's very bisexual

-He generally finds himself attracted to men but really all it takes to win him over is being strong; y'know that one audio that's like "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"? That's him

-He's besties with Pauling; they were originally kinda awkward as both of them wanted to work alone (Novak didn't wanna risk blowing his cover and Pauling didn't need any help) but eventually they warmed up to each other

-However they're still shrouded in mystery, neither of them know anything about each other's past

-He has a bias for Scout cuz he reminds him of his brother; in the same vein, he has a bias against Spy for treating Scout the way he does (Not like Novak's any better as he left his family just barely after Meredith died-)

-If you couldn't tell, he dyes his hair; his original hair color is brown

-Lightweight; if he has a single drop of one of Demo's bottles he will die

-Similarly, he has a low tolerance for spice

-Extremely competitive; he's a very chill guy otherwise but if you beat him at uno he'll insult your entire family (Then later feel bad about it and apologize)

-Kind of a terrible flirt; he has his moments occasionally but usually it'll sound smth like "Are u a construction worker? Because you are building"

-In the same vein, he doesn't know how to react when people flirt with him; even if it's a bad line, he'll be taken aback

-When demonstrating interest in someone, he much prefers being direct about his attraction but ain't no way in hell he's doing that; imagine being upfront about your feelings lmao

ROUND 1, MATCH 11

novak belongs to @pheonixsupportsyou!! granny belongs to @pi!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

NOVAK: - "I mean he doesn't have to [win] but he's like my favorite oc ever so it'd be cool if he did :P" - i couldnt fit the entire backstory into the post so i copy-pasted what was written about novak into a google doc:

Google Docs

ASHER BACKSTORY BY PHOENIXSUPPORTSYOU

I still wanna make a few tweaks to his backstory but I'll try to summarize what I've written down so far in a concise manner: So, Asher was

GRANNY: - "She's got nothing better to do and misses getting in fights." - "She's a retired ex-spy who wasn't dragged back in for one final job as much as she snuck up on her old boss demanding to be given many more jobs until she physically cannot do them. TF Industries is just one that lets her really stretch her old Spy Legs as well as some new spy legs. She's very good at poisons and stabbing, she's not that fast these days so clever positioning is how she has to make it or break it. All her affectations are to make strong, young mercenaries have to learn how good she is the hard way."

ROUND 1, MATCH 9

butcher belongs to @junkbrainz!! intern belongs to @queensqueercourt!! [no propaganda rules for butcher, 1 propaganda rule for intern: "Keep it SFW due to them being a minor but other than that go off"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

THE BUTCHER: - "hes my special boy who is so very normal hes the normalest boy let him into your tournament pretty please :))))" - "hes a butcher (obviously) who came to ameria fleeing uh. totally the soviet union and Not The Police Haha!!!! hes everyone's favourite father figure who may or may not eat people :)))))"

THE INTERN: - "lemme paint you a scenario. you are 16. you get an intern position at mann co. you get a tour of 2fort for business purposes with the other interns. you get separated from the said tour. You stumble into battle. you make it out alive by screaming and crying your way out of it. your boss decides "good enough we need someone down there" and sends you to 2fort as a permanent position and you don't get paid anything for doing so." - "Intern is what youd image an average high school teenager such as wanting to get good grades, indulging in drama and hearsay, and having what others would agree a splendid wardrobe. except theyre not like other kids cause if the public found out about their crimes the state would bring back the death penalty JUST for them. they have this vibe where theyd maim people to pop/energetic music like "make your own kind of music" or "lovefool" etc."

BATCH #2 | POLL #2

PROPAGANDA: (if submitted multiple times the more detailed prop will be displayed)

Truniper - listen. listen. i know this is a rarepair. i know this pair is so rare i don't even have any actual images of them together let alone fanart. i know there's not even fics of them out there. but please just consider how cute they would be. please consider. thank you

Fradrian - None given.

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All pairs are chosen at random by a wheel! No picking has taken place when making polls

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Roger Retinz has an unexpected visitor in prison.