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VERY NORMAL HUMAN WITH VERY NORMAL HUMAN INTERESTS and an obsession with the stan twjns the stan twins are my babies. holds them gently

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These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn

These are the stupidest shit I’ve ever drawn

These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn
These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn
These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn
These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn

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These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn
These Are The Stupidest Shit Ive Ever Drawn
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5 months ago

In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

(This is a direct copypasta from the site :] )

Honestly

Good on them


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5 months ago

one time (like yesterday) I was playing dsaf in class cuz I thought my friend's gf would like it. my friend was super tired so they kept yapping and I was subjected to the horrors of the following

"Does [Steven] go kaplowey if he goes in the water?"

"All the phone guys should have board meetings where they meet up and go mwa mwa mwa"

"Are the numbers [Steven's] eyes or teeth?"

and much more

i did ask doggo the kaplowey one

never playing DT with that friend. . .

This is insane

Reminds me of the conversations I have with my brother when I play these games,,,,


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5 months ago

i heart how my brain latched onto possibly the WORST phone to have as a father figure. like. harry is reasonable, hed treat you right and probably actually be like. an awesome dad. jake HAS a kid so hed actually know what hes doing. roger may not have a kid, but hes really sweet and has the right spirit. peter is. come on. he SHOULD be a dad. he gives such dad vibes. but no. my brain was like ‘yeah i want one steven as my dad please:)’


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5 months ago

did you know that cards against humanity is sueing Elon musk :]

WH

HELP? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT??


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