Me The Rest Of The Year: Boy, I Can't Wait For Winter! Walking Through The Snow, Having A Warm Tea In

Me the rest of the year: Boy, I can't wait for Winter! Walking through the snow, having a warm tea in the cold, it's gonna be great!

Me the first time snow hits my area and it gets really cold: No fuck this, Global Warming can't come fast enough.

At this point homie is probably immune.

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I feel this on a spiritual level

Being a jojo fan is so embarrassing like my favorite character in all of fiction is named foo fighters. Yea bro I really like oingo and boingo. Yea araki why not name a character the fuckin Beatles at this point

Remember to take care if yourself.

You want to be fit and healthy when it's finally time to dance on the graves of your enemies.

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