Remember To Take Care If Yourself.

Remember to take care if yourself.

You want to be fit and healthy when it's finally time to dance on the graves of your enemies.

*Me holding a pen*

Intrusive Throughs: Stab yourself in the eye with it.

Me: Why?

Intrusive Throughs: Just do it! Come on, don't be a pussy! Just do a little bit of *mhhhph* and stab that fucker in there. Come on man just a little stabbity stab, a little pit of one armed stabbing action, it's fine you don't need that eye it's fine.

Me: *dropping pen* No

Intrusive Throughs: STAB YOURSELF YOU COWARD

Good rule of thumb:

Everyone who has a book out about the imminent nebulous destruction of "the West" is a fucking fear mongering fascist.

I mean what even is "the West"? The Americans tell me it's the USA now the woman that lost against a Cabbage clearly wants to tell me it's England.

Hell maybe I'm " the West" who knows.

A wake.

The Ol' Emotional Support Manual Transmission.

Like a figgit toy for the dudes who always talk about the "kids" today only knowing how to drive automatic but who themselves don't drive manual either.

I don't get people's obsession with Yuri.

Like yeah he was the first guy in space, but in the grand scheme of things that's not THAT impressive.