I Can't Help But Chuckle By The News That Furina's (Fontaine's Archon/god) Namecard Has Desserts For

I can't help but chuckle by the news that Furina's (Fontaine's archon/god) namecard has desserts for some reason

the AU writes itself atp

I think about your genshin obesity AU a lot... Too much.... When I'm playing I can't stop thinking about it and can no longer look at the characters the same. Please, plumpy, may I have some more? 🤲 Just a crumb

Weheheh, my mission is successful >:]

It's definitely not something I'm done with, so you'll see more eventually!! Just gotta find the motivation to draw and have the ideas to draw them!

A belly heavy Leon from DR commission for anon!

Alright, after having played the recent Fontaine archon quest and finally meeting Wriothesley in-game, I've been doing some brainstorming:

So, we now know Wrio is sort of the overseer of the Fortress of Meropide where all exiles from the nation live, and we also know people there live secluded from the life of the rest of Fontaine.

Does that mean obesity isn't a thing over there?

Quite the opposite...actually. I think the exiles would be even more obese, and with reason!

Right under the fortress lies the primordial sea, containing water that kills Fontainians on contact in the canon of the game. What if being near that sea also has some effects? And I'm not talking about like OoOoH magical weight gain stuff. I feel like Fontainians who live near that water for long periods of time unkowingly have their energy be slowly drained, causing them to grow more fatigued as the months pass by, being too tired to do anything other than...well, eat!

600-800 pounds is the average weight for a Fontainian in the city? That's nothing compared to the pools of lard living in the Fortress! Grunts and panting echo through every part of the building, full immobility is pretty much 100% guaranteed if you get exiled there. The untrained nose better prepare for the overwhelming air of sweat and grease!

The exiles get the most calorie-packed unhealthy junk as their only alimentary option, as there's just so many mouths to feed and they can't afford more "balanced" diets. That paired up with the growing fatigue caused by the primordial sea and you'll witness your gut reaching the ground, if you're even able to stand up for when that happens.

Rudy enjoying some time at a lake or pool to cool off? Beach episode Rudy?

He can sometimes be found at the lake next to the farmhouse during warm days! The breeze over there is just what he needs to cool off a body like his

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Finish your blog. Choose a profile picture. Title your blog. Post SOMETHING. Even a reblog is fine.

There are so many bots on tumblr that empty accounts look like bots and you WILL get blocked.

Untitled/Sin título/Sans titre are a huge red flag, so if that's what yours looks like, don't be surprised if you suddenly can't access the blogs you're interested in. There are a lot of you folks lately, and I really don't want to have to block you, but I will be doing so much more indiscriminately.

And (hate to say it but) likes don't really do anything, reblogs do.