Larissa Weems & Marilyn Thornhill || Perfect Pretenders

Larissa Weems & Marilyn Thornhill || Perfect Pretenders

the thing dc will never understand, due to being mainly run by & targeted towards heterosexual men, is that harlivy... is not sexy

pamela isley is a mad scientist slash bog witch who spends 98.2% of her time concocting abominable potions in her cabin-lab in the woods. she has not brushed her hair in 2 years and her lab coat has been eaten away by moths. her eyes are yellow and her teeth are yellow and there is unknowable vegetation growing on her skin, and she's around other people so rarely that she's forgotten how to not talk to herself, or police her tone, or regulate her body language.

harleen quinzel is an ex-clown with a nail-ridden baseball bat and hair trigger temper who's spent so long wreaking havoc for fun that she's incapable of operating within the law for more than five minutes at a time, she's covered in scars from her fights against batman and from her relationship with joker and god knows what else, cuts her hair blindly in the shower, smears dime store makeup haphazardly on her face and then dunks it in a pile of glitter, maintains a kidcore clowncore harajuku girl aesthetic despite being 37 years old, and has to tear the sleeves off 77% of her outfits because they don't account for her arm muscle from swinging a giant hammer around for years.

i mean ok. to me SPECIFICALLY that is sexy but what i'm saying is they should not look like a pair of victoria's secret models in funny outfits. the average man, upon looking at them, should not be thinking 'zowie mama let me in on that action'. he should be screaming hysterically and making a mad dash for the nearest exit. goodnight

*does a lil happy dance*

bonus:

This be the dream 

Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (my village is being raided and I offer myself in place of the other villagers but a reformed warlord watching from the bushes is so enamored by me that she kicks the ever loving shit out of every single raider there so I tag along with her despite her protests)

Since they turned Fester's lightbulb gag into actual electric powers in the show, what if we take Pugsley's love for bombs and have him be pyrokinetic?