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Bo, when The Armorer leaves her alone with Din and Paz: ….you guys wanna see this fun thing I found?
Bo, pulling out a sewer lizard from her inventory:
Paz and Din, both looking on unimpressed:
Bo: look guys, I’m not that sorry I fucked your mom, but I’m trying to step up and be a good stepdad
Bo-Katan sends this to Din's new house
but like imagine supercorp but where lena still doesn’t know kara is supergirl and she has this thing where she wants kara to dress up as supergirl because they look alike and she’s also kind of a dirty old man and so kara has to pretend to be a human pretending to be supergirl to get her girlfriend off and the entire day henshaw is staring at her in disapproval and she doesn’t understand-
but then she remembers he’s psychic
and she’s just like
I will not be accepting criticism on this, THANK YOU. 💅🏽
This was an awesome paid commission request about Alcina!
Alright, so a wonderful anon requested this and was kind enough to want to share with everyone! Say thank you to anon, y'all! Anyway, here was the request:
Hey friend! Could you please write something about Alcina having a lover that’s taller than her? Maybe after taking Cadou so they could live forever with her, they grow to be a couple inches taller than her. Just enough to where they can tilt her chin up slowly to give her a kiss, lead her in a romantic slow dance, carry her around bridal style, and perhaps even take full control in the bedroom 👀 I just want our girl Alcina to be able to live out her hopeless romantic dream. How would she react to finally being swooned like in her romance novels?
Great prompt. I had a blast writing this. Let's get into it!
You and Alcina had been dating for quite some time now. You are both so in love and can’t imagine your lives without each other. You do everything together - From going on long walks in the village, talking all night until the early hours of the morning, or even binge-watching your favorite TV shows on the weekends. It seems like you are always on the same page, and you know each other inside and out.
But lately, you started to notice something different about Alcina. She seemed kind of… Distant. Almost like she was hiding something from you.
You couldn't put your finger on what it could be, but you knew that something was off. You didn't want to jump to conclusions, so you decided to wait and see if things would improve.
Days turned into weeks, but Alcina's behavior only seemed to get worse. She would cancel plans with you at the last minute, saying that she had too much work to do for the wine business. She would avoid talking with you privately and often seemed distracted whenever you were together. You knew that something was seriously wrong, but you didn't know how to broach the subject with her.
Finally, one day, you mustered up the courage to confront her. "Alcina, is everything okay?" You asked gently, taking her hand in yours. "You've been acting really strange lately, and I just wanted to check in and see if anything is going on."
Alcina looked down at her lap, tears welling up in her eyes. "I'm so sorry, Y/N," She said quietly. "I didn't mean to push you away. It's just that… I’m worried about you, draga.” She said and looked into your eyes.
You quirked an eyebrow at this. “What? Why are you worried, I’m fine, babe.” You tried to comfort her.
Alcina shook her head. “I’m worried that… You’re aging.” She admitted.
You couldn’t help but laugh at this. “Only in it for my looks, I see.” You joke. You didn’t understand what she was trying to say.
Alcina looked into your eyes. “No, draga. Y/N… If you keep aging then… We won’t always be together.” She explains.
The smile slips off of your face. Oh. You hadn’t thought about that. Alcina was forever frozen as she was. The cadou did not allow her to age… But, that didn’t apply to you.
You had been so happy after you and Alcina started dating. You were in love and weren’t thinking of things in the long term. Alcina obviously had, though.
Alcina wraps her arms around you and cries and she tucks your head under her chin. She loves you so much. She’s never felt like this about anyone before, but you’ve changed her. She can’t imagine life without you now and she doesn’t want to.
You rub her back as she weeps. You don’t ever want to be without her… Your mind has been made up, though. You know what has to be done. You pull back to look at her, a serious look on your face. “Alci… I’m getting the cadou.” You tell her.
Alcina’s eyes fly wide open. “What?! But, draga! The… The cadou implantation is risky. If you-”
You cup her face and smile at her. “This is the only way to guarantee a future together, Alci. Trust me, you won’t be able to get rid of me that easily, babe.” You say with a wink.
Alcina’s cheeks flush. You’re so… Confident. She would be lying if she said it didn’t make her feel better.
You continue this conversation over the course of a few days. Alcina voices her concerns and you listen to what she has to say supportively. She brings up valid concerns, but there is really no way around your aging process. Eventually… Alcina relents.
You ask Mother Miranda to perform the procedure and she agrees.
Alcina gives you tons of kisses before you go back for the implantation and tells you how much she loves you.
“I love you too, babe. See you soon.” You smile.
Alcina is a nervous wreck while she waits for you to come out.
Finally, Miranda emerges from her lab. Alcina is immediately analyzing her face to see if it’s good news or… Well, she can’t bring herself to even think of the latter.
Miranda holds her hands out placatingly to Alcina. “Everything went fine, my darling. Y/N is doing well.” She starts.
Alcina feels tears well up in her eyes. You’re okay. You’re going to be with her forever now.
However, Miranda clears her throat, uncomfortable about something. “I… It’s just… Well, why don’t you come see for yourself.” She says and gestures for Alcina to follow her.
Alcina raises an eyebrow in confusion… But once she sees you she is speechless.
You’re still groggy from waking up, but you look around in astonishment. Did… Everything get smaller? You look up when you see Alcina, but something’s different. She’s your size now? You stand up and immediately realize what’s happened. You’re tall. Well, not just tall… HUGE. Alcina is now smaller than you (Just a little bit, but it’s freaky all the same.)
Alcina’s hands shoot to her mouth in astonishment. You are… Her size. Once she realizes the implications of this, she blushes. All of her romantic fantasies involving you are looking a lot more feasible now. And, knowing your proclivity to take charge in romantic situations has her really hot. You will undoubtedly use your size to your advantage now.
You slowly hold your hands out to her, not wanting to startle her, but needing her warmth and comfort.
Alcina sobs and moves forward before she buries her face in your neck. The feeling of your arms holding her completely is overwhelming. It’s been so long since she has hugged anybody her size.
You chuckle before whispering something in her ear that you already know drives her wild. “My good girl.” You say simply. She loves praise.
Alcina looks up at you instantly. The darkening color of her golden eyes shows you just how excited she is. “Well, thanks for everything, Mother Miranda. See you later.” Alcina suddenly blurts out and tugs you violently to the door… Accidentally making you smack your head on the doorframe.
“Oww, Alci!” You complain as she all but drags you back to the castle. You really need to be careful with your new height now.
Miranda just stares, dumbfounded, as she watches you two leave. “So… Are we still on for tea tomorrow, Alcina?” She calls out, confused.
Needless to say, you and Alcina enjoy getting to know each other’s bodies all over again. You both didn’t leave Alcina’s room for a few days after the implantation. There is so much to unpack from this situation. The drastic shift in size dynamics makes it even more fun to experiment in the bedroom (If that’s even possible.)
Alcina turns to mush as you are more easily able to make love to her. Plus… Your new strength and stamina mean that you’re the one who needs to take it easy on her now. You always take care to listen to Alcina’s needs and adjust your pace accordingly, however, that has not really been a problem. You two are so in sync and can easily find the rhythm that suits you best.
You rather like this new arrangement. You treat Alcina as if she is the most fragile of porcelain… As you shamelessly rail into her.
Alcina has never been so satisfied. As much pleasure as you brought her before, she is in a brave new world. Every touch of your hands on her skin lights a fire of pleasure within her. Your sex life has definitely not suffered.
Alcina is also… So giggly and coquettish nowadays. She is completely smitten with you (Once again.) She makes sure to look her best whenever she sees you. She enjoys getting herself all dolled up just for you. She will easily spend an hour or two picking out clothes and accessories.
You always make sure to compliment her on anything new that she’s done. “Are those new earrings, babe? You look gorgeous.” You tell her with a wink one morning…
Alcina begs you to take her to bed.
You happily scoop her up into your arms bridal style and Alcina has never felt more like a queen. You enjoy the feeling of Alcina in your arms. It feels so natural to you.
You are so good at taking care of Alcina. She doubts that you realize just how much she appreciates your romantic gestures. Holding her chair out for her, opening doors for her… Protectively wrapping your arm around her waist when you two go for walks. That one’s been one of her personal favorites. You do it without even thinking, but to Alcina, that makes it even more special.
You have an insatiable need to safeguard Alcina now that you have the ability to. She is the most precious thing in your life and it makes you feel downright murderous to think of someone harming her.
You like to bring her little presents and trinkets now… You did before the cadou implantation too, but this is a different and crazy strong instinct for you at the moment. You reason that it has something to do with your more territorial nature around Alcina. You spoil her rotten. Breakfast in bed, a new bottle of perfume… Alcina loves to be pampered like this by you. Again, your behaviors aren’t necessarily any different from before the cadou, but now that you two are on a more even playing field in terms of size… It just does something to her.
Alcina adores that she can look directly into your eyes now and see the love present in them. She pretty much always knows what you’re thinking. Your eyes are so expressive and now that Alcina can see them up close easier… There’s no hiding anything from her.
Alcina also cherishes that she can lie across your front now as you two lounge in bed. She listens to your steady heartbeat and has never been so calm. You run your hands up and down her arms and press kisses to the side of her face every now and then.
You make sure to reserve plenty of time for date nights. You go grand with them. A delicious meal that you’ve prepared, some wine, and a bit of dancing are your and Alcina’s favorite activities.
Alcina loves to let you whisk her around and lead her through waltzes and slow dances. It feels so good to have your hand on the small of her back while she lies her head on your shoulder. She feels so safe with you.
At the end of every dance, you gently tip her chin up to you so that you can give her a kiss. The simple act of you unintentionally displaying that you're now taller than her makes Alcina want to swoon. You are so precious to her. She feels like she is in one of those romance novels she loves so much. She never thought that she would be able to be treated so daintily, but you make it a point to be as gentle with her as possible and always treat her like the beautiful lady she is.
Some of Alcina’s unspoken fantasies are easily able to be picked up on, but others you find completely by accident. For instance, holding her hand. Simple, right? Wrong. Alcina enjoys the warmth from your hand as it encapsulates her own. The sheer size of your hand in relation to hers is just… Sexy. It’s become a fun game for you to try and figure out what will fluster her. You’d never tell her this, though. She’s still the commanding Alcina Dimitrescu, after all. The last thing you want is to make her annoyed.
Alcina is just so relieved that she doesn’t have to worry about you aging anymore. You are her soulmate and she doesn’t know how she would cope if something happened to you. She is so in love. You have made her life so much more beautiful. Now your love story can continue.
Note: Thank you, Anon! I hope you enjoyed!
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plot twist: jessie genuinely thinks this
the thing dc will never understand, due to being mainly run by & targeted towards heterosexual men, is that harlivy... is not sexy
pamela isley is a mad scientist slash bog witch who spends 98.2% of her time concocting abominable potions in her cabin-lab in the woods. she has not brushed her hair in 2 years and her lab coat has been eaten away by moths. her eyes are yellow and her teeth are yellow and there is unknowable vegetation growing on her skin, and she's around other people so rarely that she's forgotten how to not talk to herself, or police her tone, or regulate her body language.
harleen quinzel is an ex-clown with a nail-ridden baseball bat and hair trigger temper who's spent so long wreaking havoc for fun that she's incapable of operating within the law for more than five minutes at a time, she's covered in scars from her fights against batman and from her relationship with joker and god knows what else, cuts her hair blindly in the shower, smears dime store makeup haphazardly on her face and then dunks it in a pile of glitter, maintains a kidcore clowncore harajuku girl aesthetic despite being 37 years old, and has to tear the sleeves off 77% of her outfits because they don't account for her arm muscle from swinging a giant hammer around for years.
i mean ok. to me SPECIFICALLY that is sexy but what i'm saying is they should not look like a pair of victoria's secret models in funny outfits. the average man, upon looking at them, should not be thinking 'zowie mama let me in on that action'. he should be screaming hysterically and making a mad dash for the nearest exit. goodnight
Wenclair Babysitting Headcanons
The first person they babysit for is the fencing teacher, he leaves his son with Enid at an all day fencing tournament. The five-year-old is very bored, until Wednesday's match: "Woah, a ninja!" "Oh, nah, bud, that's Wednesday." (A pause, then quieter, with more awe) "A Wednesday."
After her match, Wednesday gets a lunch break. She walks over and finds Enid. The boy sprints out, and leaps, Wednesday catches him. "May I please have your ninja autograph?" "Enid, why is a there a child on me?"
The boy won't leave Wednesday's side. His father pleads, finally Wednesday says "I need a sandwich, do you eat sandwiches?" The boy nods. He, Wednesday, and Enid go to Subway. He gets Wednesday's order. Enid ignores when Wednesday skips the jalapeños and banana peppers. But she does smile.
Enid asks about school. "I do reading at lunch." Enid nods, she also did that. Wednesday did as well. "I still do reading at lunch, currently I am reading a mystery novel. About murder." The boys nods solemnly as a piece of roast beef misses his mouth, "I am reading train books." Wednesday nods, a piece of roast beef missing her mouth.
Later, the boy asks "so when you have kids, they will have two moms, but one of the moms will be a ninja and one will be a sometimes dog?" Wednesday nods. "Precisely, that is a good evaluation of our future family unit." Enid had gotten caught on the word dog. Then she realises what Wednesday said. "Oh..." The boy looks at Enid, "if you are sometimes a dog, can you have an always dog?" Wednesday looks at Enid. Enid realises Wednesday is including her. "Uh, yeah, but actually, I really want to have a black cat." The boy looks at them. "You are going to have a golden retriever who is always a dog. And a black cat, who likes Enid best." He nods, then adds, "and probably fifty thousand babies, and a turtle." Wednesday says without thinking, "we will have two children, and no turtle."
Finally, Wednesday's final match comes. After she wins, Enid and their new friend congratulate her. They watch the other finals in the various divisions, the five-year-old sandwiched between them. Eventually he nods off, but not before climbing into Enid's lap. Gripping her snood. Wednesday takes off her jacket and places it over her girlfriend and little companion. "I think we should name the dog Eddie, after Poe. You obviously will get to name the cat. We can discuss the children later." Enid smiles.
Larissa Weems & Marilyn Thornhill || Perfect Pretenders
honestly i was obsessed with LC for this (before my time as @teamlynda)
pour one out
yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:
(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)
Since they turned Fester's lightbulb gag into actual electric powers in the show, what if we take Pugsley's love for bombs and have him be pyrokinetic?
Caleb "I dress up as a boy only because it gets me better jobs" Wittebane
[Defanged Philip AU]
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This be the dream 
Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (my village is being raided and I offer myself in place of the other villagers but a reformed warlord watching from the bushes is so enamored by me that she kicks the ever loving shit out of every single raider there so I tag along with her despite her protests)