BakuSquad Roadtrip

BakuSquad Roadtrip

Regular Headcanons:

Sero drives, no argument

Kirishima cannot focus on the road

Bakugou would blow the steering wheel into smithereens

Mina would swerve off the road

Jirou is honorary DJ

Shinshou would fall asleep in the middle of the highway

And Kaminari just can’t drive. He legally cannot.

Sero drives, but they use the Kirishima family van. Reasonable, seeing as its a van made for a lesbian couple and their countless daughters and one teenage son

Sero takes driver’s seat, Jirou as the passenger

Kaminari and Mina take the seats behind the two

And Bakugou and Kirishima sit in the back with Shinso in the large trunk with an air mat. His demands, not the other’s

They pack literally everything: snacks, pillows, air floaties, battery packs, flashlights, pads, swim gear, surfboards, literally everything

The idea of the road trip belonged to Mina, who wanted to go somewhere for Spring Break and wanted to bring her boys - plus Jirou - and most of them agreed instantly

Shinso and Bakugou were the hardest to convince, but thanks to Kaminari and Kirishima, they broke and ended up in a large van with Sero being an absolute mom

Sero: I will turn this MOTHER FUCKING car around, Denki Kaminari, if you don’t shUT THE FUCK UP!

Kaminari, near to tears: Y-yes, Ma’am.

It took a few hours for everyone to get used to one another, what with Bakugou yelling about the music and Sero’s driving style, but within the first four hours of the trip, they were all playing Punch Buggie, I Spy, and screaming songs at the top of their lungs

Kirishima likes to have Sero roll down the windows then stick his head out like a dog to scream: “BakuSquad Roadtrip 2019, Mother Fuckers!” It doesn’t take long before Kaminari is in on the action

Somehow, Shinso gets in on it, flipping off every large truck that passes by, and it isn’t too long before Sero is telling everyone to shut the fuck up again

1 AM stops at the nearest Denny’s are not uncommon during these trips, nor are random pullovers to get an aesthetic picture of the group by a sparkling lake or of Shinso flipping off a sign

Kaminari nearly kills everyone when they find a sign that says, “Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo,” and doesn’t shut up about it for at least an hour

Whenever the squad finds a beach, they pull in and take the rest of the afternoon to swim, surf, and dive. Seo is a surprisingly good surfer, as is Kirishima, while Shinso would rather lie on the sand and risk sunburn. Bakugou likes going as far as the lifeguard will let him then diving as deep as he can go. Mina and Jirou just float in the water while Kaminari tries to get them wet.

A chicken fight breaks out quickly, Bakugou demanding Kirishima hold him as he shoves Kaminari off of Sero’s shoulders. This goes on for a few minutes before Shinso picks both Mina and Jirou up and yeets them at the boys

Mina posts on her Instagram every ten minutes with updates on Kaminari being a meme, Sero having road rage, Jirou being an e-girl, Bakugou being soft for Kirishima, and Shinso being iconic in the trunk

Once pulled over on the road, Shinso Fortine danced while singing, “Hey there, Demons, it’s me, ya boi”

The car at some point breaks down by the beach, and while Sero tries to fix it, the other dance of the top of the van or chase one another around with water guns

Sero, defeated, sits against the wheel and smokes a joint, much to the Mom Disappointment TM in Bakugou

Bakugou would die before he admits he loved the trip, but everyone knows he loved it. EVERYONE

By the end of the trip, the group is sunburned, their vocal cords stretched, sleep schedule ruined, and now overly aware of one another’s sleeping habits

Shippy Headcanons (KiribBaku, KamiShin, MinaJirou):

Kirishima and Bakugou cuddle when they go to sleep, shamelessly snuggling into one another before dozing off

Kirishima picks Bakugou up bridal style in a Denny’s and carries him around as he sings “Never Getting Rid Of Me” from the musical Waitress. Mina recorded it and it was the greatest thing the morning shift has ever seen

The two somehow end up singing “Lovefool” by The Cardigans - most likely because Kaminari insinuated Bakugou wasn’t man enough to sing the song with Kirishima. He proved him wrong, and damn, did he do it well

Bakugou finds a red shell covered in spikes while on another beach and gives it to Kirishima when they get back into the car. The redhead quickly puts it on a string and wears the necklace creation for the rest of the trip

Somewhere on Shinso’s social media, there is a video from his angle in the trunk of Sero driving and him saying, without any context, “Maybe Bakugou can drive this van, then it’d truly be a Kirishima car driven by a Kirishima, keep the legacy going,” followed by Mina and Kaminari dabbing

Kaminari sometimes joins Shinso in the trunk and they share music as they cuddle, but because Shinsho doesn’t sleep, he manages to keep Mina from taking a picture of it

Something similar to the KiriBaku Denny’s experience, Kaminari, circuited out, got onto a table and announce that his boyfriend was the hottest man in the room, to which Bakugou slammed his hands on the table and yelled, “have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?”

Shinso once chugged an entire Mountain Dew, burped like a dinosaur, and Kaminari stuck his head out the window and proceeded to cream how sexy Shinso was

Kaminari sits in the backseat with Shinso a couple of hours to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved together, eventually being joined by Bakgou and Kirishima. It turns into a weird double date thing in the back of the van

Whenever KiriBaku and KamiShin have their moments, Jirou will crawl into the back of the van with Mina and the two will cuddle while Sero gets control of the radio, turning on his bands that were clearly high when they wrote those songs

Mina borrows a few of Jirou’s tank tops every now and then, or Jirou takes Mina’s bikini tops when Sero refuses to turn on the AC because he doesn’t want to get more gas money for at least another couple of miles

Many SnapChat posts of Mina and Jirou with cute filters making cute faces at one another. There’s even a video of Jirou staying completely blank-faced as Mina tries to break her with different Kermit impressions

Deaf! Bakugo Headcanons!!

I fucking love this headcanon more than I love myself and I do nothing but talk about it, so why not post all my other deaf! Bakugo headcanons in one giant masterpost.

He learned sign language as a kid since it was always super likely he would eventually go deaf.

Little Midoriya also learned sign language for him because he was worried that he wouldn’t be able to talk to Bakugo again if he went deaf!!

In fact, the moment he found out it was possible, Midoriya started staying up late and practically obsessing over JSL until he had it down. Inko tried to stop him at the beginning, but gave up when she realized that Midoriya is an unstoppable force of Love.

Bakugo had always had poor hearing, but it only got worse as he went to UA. He lost most of his hearing in his second year to the point in which he could only hear very high pitches.

He did get hearing aids, but he doesn’t like wearing them often because he feels they just take away a part of him.

However, Bakugo also struggles with lip reading and always feels awkward just staring at someone when trying to figure out what they said.

This is especially horrible with Kaminari. His quirk fucks with Bakugo’s hearing aids, so Bakugo has to leave them out. However, Kaminari is also absolute shit at JSL and talks way too fast for Bakugo to understand. There is a large barrier between them and hilarity ensues when they try and get around it.

Somehow, this event translated to “I have to scream everything to Bakugo for him to understand what I’m saying” to Kaminari and Bakugo literally wants to fucking die.

Kaminari: what do you call a person who has bad hearing

Bakugo, jokingly: what

Kaminari, screaming: I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WITH POOR HEARING

Jirou is going to shoot Kaminari if she hears Kaminari scream at Bakugo one more time, sometimes he’s just jealous that Bakugo can’t fucking hear him.

Since neither of them could figure out a good method of conversation, Kaminari decided he’d just text Bakugo in the group chat whenever he needed to talk to him.

This just gave Bakugo too much power, so whenever he’s pissed at Kaminari, he just ignores his texts and, eventually, Kaminari asks Midoriya for help.

Most of their conversations in the class group chat look something like this:

Pikachu: bakugo can i have the milk

Pikachu: milk

Pikachu: check your phone

Pikachu: MILK

Pikachu: PLEASE HAVE THE MILK

Pikachu: UAGAHAHSBSN PLS

Pikachu: ARE U IGNORING ME ON PURPOSE

Bakubro: yes

Pikachu: B A K U B R O

Kirishima tried his best to pick up on JSL, but he already struggles with deciphering English and Japanese, so it’s very hard for him.

Bakugo knows and understands this, but he can’t help but find it funny when Kirishima mixes up signs, such as using the ASL sign for asshole instead of using the JSL sign for bird, or something like that.

When signing to Kirishima, Bakugo makes sure that he doesn’t rush through and that the translation actually gets though to Kirishima. He helps him out with certain signs, too.

Kirishima puts extra time into learning how to sign “I love you” to Bakugo and he just flips him off in return and then proceeds to cry because no one should be allowed to be this precious.

Kirishima asks dumb questions about deaf people late in the night and half the time Bakugo doesn’t even know how to answer. He also randomly texts Bakugo throughout the day in panic asking what the JSL is for a certain word.

Kirishima: do deaf people think in sign language

Bakugo: KIRISHIMA LEAVE ME ALONE IT’S 3 AM

Midoriya ended up being his translator, as much as Bakugo dislikes him, seeing as he was one of the few that was actually fluent in JSL.

Todoroki was another option, but considering they had one too many times where Bakugo would get annoyed so Todoroki for not seeing his signs and then realize that, of course Todoroki can’t understand, he’s fucking blind on this side.

Prior to going mostly deaf, Tokoyami would annoy Bakugo by sitting in his dorm and crowing at the crack of dawn. When Bakugo’s hearing was discussed, Tokoyami opted to move everything in Bakugo’s room an inch to the right inside.

This annoys the shit out of Bakugo.

Bakugo absolutely loves when little kids ask about his hearing aids, he gets to make up though entire story about how a witch stole his hearing or something and a princess giving him “magical hearing devices” and the little kids are just so shocked.

An image: Katsuki angrily signing to Todoroki on his left side and Todoroki just going on with cooking casually until Midoriya brings up that Katsuki’s trying to say something, to which Todoroki turns around and just says “I don’t know what you’re saying” and keeps on cooking.

Bakugo ends up actually being insecure about his volume control awhile after he goes deaf, he constantly thinks he’s too loud and Kirishima can only comfort by saying “at least you aren’t Present Mic.”

He’s especially insecure about it around Todoroki, who always kind of freaks out when Bakugo yells. He tries his best to keep it down for Todoroki since he already struggles with telling him apart from his father.

As much as Bakugo will act like he hates Midoriya’s nickname for him, he genuinely cried when Midoriya first signed “Kacchan” to him.

Whenever anyone says something dumb Bakugo has just picked up the habit of yelling “WHAT.”

Originally it was a joke they he can’t hear stupid people but now it’s a literal fucking habit and first instinct.

Bakugo has special name signs for all his friends except Kaminari, he just called Kaminari “bitch” because he isn’t sure what else to do.

Both Katsuki and Shouto, who’s half blind and horrible at social cues, share the habit of saying “where am I” when they’re mentally lost and Izuku never fucking knows how to answer.

Shouto, waking up in the middle of class: where am I

Katsuki: in all honesty I’ve had my hearing aids out for most of the class

Katsuki: I have no fucking idea what’s happening

As he gets older, eventually Bakugo just loses his hearing all together, but it’s not much of a shocker to him. His life doesn’t really change.

As a pro hero, he becomes one of the very first popular deaf heroes and gets quite a few letters from little deaf kids that look up to him.

His own kids are absolutely shocked when he guesses what they’re saying despite having told them over and over that he can’t hear anything.

Bakugo kind of becomes a disabled rights activist, though it’s more like people ask him ableist questions and he gets pissed off and starts ranting.

He almost always uses JSL in TV interviews and stuff, it makes it easier for him to explain things and he’s not worried about being too loud.

Angry Bakugo is honestly fucking hilarious for everyone to watch because he’s just rapidly signing and growling.

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Mina has no modesty and tends to strip off her pants and bra when hanging in his room

Bakugo learned to accept this

They’ll never tell Kirishima, but Bakugo called Mina “bro” first

She stole one of his black, skull hoodies

He pretends not to know she sleeps in it all the time

They make popcorn and watch movies together

Despite grumbling, he doesn’t mind her using him as a body pillow

In return, she doesn’t comment when he flinches or tightens his grip during a horror flick

Bakugo does not appreciate when she calls fixing a bowl of cereal “cooking,” which prompted him to teach her basic cooking skills

It was Mina who taught him how to break dance

He’s the one Mina goes to for advice since he won’t sugarcoat anything, and she helps him with any Kirishima related problems

More than once, Mina has sent him out for tampons, because the rest of the squad can’t be trusted to not be childish about it

Bakugo always tosses in a few chocolate bars as well

They share makeup and styling tips during their occasional “glamour nights”

He spent two hours one night finding a blush that perfectly complimented her skin tone

serendipity— the occurrence of making pleasant and desirable discoveries by complete accident.

warnings → slow burn, i swear this isn’t entirely angst, eventual smut, nsfw themes, violence

summary → Bakugou Katsuki is an asshole. This is common knowledge to those around him- his classmates, his teachers, his parents. This isn’t known to his soulmate, who runs into him in a moment in her life where all she needs is leverage. She wants him in her life, but there is always a price to pay when you wake a sleeping bear.

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Excerpt → “Would you stop fucking thinking-” Katsuki activated his quirk with a growl in his chest, pulling back his arm and driving his gauntlet straight through the concrete at his feet. It tore up into rubble, and you barely had a chance to jump out of the way before shards reached your position across the walkway. “-that I’m going to leave you?”

Your words came out uneven, caught off guard from the sudden infiltration of dust swarming your frame. “But-”

“Stop.” Unlike moments prior, Katsuki’s voice was laced with pain, not anger. It wasn’t an emotion he wore often, but when he did, it weighed on your heart like brick. “There’s not a chance in hell you won’t get out of this, I’ll make damn fucking sure of it.” 

He wiped his forearm across his face, clearing soot and snot from his skin. The chills that rocked his frame were abnormal in theory but common lately- he hadn’t slept through the night in weeks. 

The chances of finding your soulmate were slim to none in this universe, and the chances of liking them were even smaller. But you checked every one of Katsuki Bakugou’s boxes… and if he died ensuring that you were safe and able to live a life without a target on your back, he would risk the life he could have with you to make it happen.

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Bakugo definitely knows more than 5 languages including English, Japanese, sign, french, german, russian, Spanish, Italian, and chinese.

How class 1a found out about bakugo's secret skill involved ayoma and a deaging quirk.

So I have a headcanon that when he was little, Ayoma only spoke french. So you can imagine how confused class 1a was when he only spoke in that language when he turned young again.

So ayoma was speaking in french and everyone Is just looking at each other weirdly like 'wtf I don't speak croissant'

And bakugo just gets down to little ayoma and says

"Hey petit copain ça va?"

(I ain't translating shit. You do that bitch)

To which ayoma's eyes widen as he starts talking to him in french.

This is shocking 1a out of their minds as well.

The other time they caught him speaking in another language was when a villain attacked UA. The villain did not speak Japanese. Only German.

And we all know that German is hard to learn. But not for Bakugo.

The villain is yelling in German, laughing because no one can understand him. Until bakugo shows up and says:

"Was zum Teufel machst di hier, Schlampe?"

(I'm not translating.)

Everyone is again shocked.

This happens more than once. As bakugo talks to people who can't speak Japanese or English, telling them that it's ok.

And that's my new headcanon. Bakugo speaks more than 1 language.

And before you get all pissy with me. Saying that I used google translate. Stfu. I didn't use translate. I only used it on french. I speak german, sign, and English. Currently learning Japanese so I can watch anime sub without subtitles :)