Polymorphicpervert - ♊︎.exe

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OOOUGHHHHH!!!!!! MEAT!!! GLORIOUS RAW MEAT!!!!!!!!! [feasts upon the delicious flesh left in my inbox with gluttonous abandon, getting the entire area and myself covered in blood]

did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes

fun little creatures from this morning

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING