Me When I'm In A Being A Nuisance Under The Illogical Idea That What I'm Doing Is Productive Competition

Me when I'm in a being a nuisance under the illogical idea that what I'm doing is productive competition and my opponent is a person who replies to all 125 Instagram comments passive aggressively correcting people's pronouns as if this is YouTube and they can retroactively edit them, as if new commenters are going to look at their replies before commenting, and as if making their own stand-alone comment wouldn't be more effective in informing people.

Me making it a bi-weekly practice of unfollowing blogs that don't arrange the same 200 widely circulated pictures of thick thighed, fat-assed, plump chested, and big bulged men in the exact (arbitrary) way that I want.

Glad someone brought up how underrated underwater farts are!

Off the top of my head, I can think of a few scenes in entertainment where they play with the idea, but for the most part they're very hard to come by.

The most notable of these I can think of these actually combines both this, and a fart competition, and it's the hot tub scene from Downhill Willie (1996). All the guys go around showing off because the jets just so happen to stop working, and they all have gas as a side effect of drinking the Jock Pop soda they have to promote.

I know people often write off this distinct style of low-brow "poop and fart, stoner and weed joke" humor that was prevalent in the late 90s and early 2000s because of how low-effort it is, but it feels like something that could've been written by one of us on here, and for the reason feels like such a gift from the past.

Another great example (that also involves a hot tub) is the Battle of the Bands episode of Good Luck Charlie, where in the outro Gabe and Bob are sitting in the hot tub hanging out, and suddenly the jets come on. Gabe confusedly says that he doesn't remember turning on the bubbles, to which Bob pridefully remarks that with "three trays of tacos, you gonna get some bubbles".

No fart sounds are used in the scene, but nevertheless, it's such a hot scene to me because of how proud of himself he is despite Gabe's disgust.

Pool farts🥰 Underwater farts. The ones where you can see the bubbles in the water. Idk i just wanted to talk about farts underwater coz they're underrated.

THEY ARE!!!!!!

God you get it, you so get it!!!!! I wish I had a bathtub (I only have a shower) bc then that's all I would do heheheheheh I do have a lot of bath tub fart dreams though or dreams where I fart in the shower

Just the way the bubbles come up ooooooh god I need to write some little scenario prompts about this. It's especially good with an embarrassed person farting! no way to hide it when it slips even when it's silent heheheheh 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

I find it fascinating that Judaism is the only religion with explicit commandments pertaining to urban planning, setting out how cities are to be built for the Leviites. The Torah specifies that their core cities must be dense, surrounded by an undisturbed green belt, only allowing for agricultural work outside of that belt.

It seems as if Judaism is an inherently urban religion due to the requirement to live in walking distance of a Synagogue for Shabbat, making Jews the earliest advocates of something like a 15-minute city.

I wonder what the impacts of religion on urban planning are more broadly and which religions promote ideals conducive to good planning. Judaism most directly encourages density and green space as a mitzvah, but what other religions have unique and religiously inspired ideas on how cities should be planned?

I think this is an important and often overlooked question for urbanists as lobbying for change with a diverse coalition of religious communities aligned with urbanist goals of various shades would be hugely helpful towards the causes of both good urban planning and positive incorporation of religions, especially minority religions, in society and decision making.

How I feel logging into Instagram once every 7 days just to comment nice things on the posts of people I went to high school with 3 years ago: