Portmantofu - Portmantofu

the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

The impossible task it is to want to make and post kink (in my case, farting) edit videos of influencers you find hot where you're able to successfully toe the line between people (including the influencer) finding it funny while people who have the same kink as you are able to quietly enjoy it without harassing people, or crossing boundaries.

My favorite color is green, and it has been my entire life. I even once painted one of my walls green when I was in elementary school.

However, I'd never known my parents' favorite colors because I'd never asked my dad, and when I'd tried to ask my mom, in true motherly fashion, she gave me the politician's non-answer of "Well, it's hard for me to pick, because I like all colors." or, "I go back and forth with what colors I like". Ugh. Girl, just pick one.

A couple days ago though, I asked them what theirs were, and my dad responded with blue, and my mom, staying true to herself, left me with the same lack of an answer. The next day though, she said her favorite colors were yellow and grey.

It makes sense, yellow+blue=green, and I think that's really sweet and a perfect way to describe the way they are both a part of me.

To all the gymgoers, bodybuilders, etc., out there, I want to remind you that cutting is not that difficult. All you have to do is be raised in a Dr. Oz watching and fad diet trend following household that borderline creates eating disorders by chastising you whenever you eat something after 10pm.

video title and thumbnail: "THIS DISGRACED DEGENERATE SCHIZOPHRENIC WEIRDO DID BAD THINGS!!!!!!" beginning of the video: "disclaimer: don't harass the person named in this video"