My Favorite Color Is Green, And It Has Been My Entire Life. I Even Once Painted One Of My Walls Green

My favorite color is green, and it has been my entire life. I even once painted one of my walls green when I was in elementary school.

However, I'd never known my parents' favorite colors because I'd never asked my dad, and when I'd tried to ask my mom, in true motherly fashion, she gave me the politician's non-answer of "Well, it's hard for me to pick, because I like all colors." or, "I go back and forth with what colors I like". Ugh. Girl, just pick one.

A couple days ago though, I asked them what theirs were, and my dad responded with blue, and my mom, staying true to herself, left me with the same lack of an answer. The next day though, she said her favorite colors were yellow and grey.

It makes sense, yellow+blue=green, and I think that's really sweet and a perfect way to describe the way they are both a part of me.

STOP SAYING THERE ARE FART GAGS (PLURAL) IN YOUR REVIEW IF THERE IS ONLY ONE JOKE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

NOT ONLY IS IT A COMPLETE MISREPRESENTATION OF THE FILM'S HUMOR TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT BUT IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT WHEN FINDING FART SCENES.

HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY "it has a fart gag".

Assistance With "Lost Media" Fart Scenes

Hello, everyone. I hope you've all been well.

In collecting scenes for videos on my channel, I use a variety of transcript websites that allow me to see if a movie or show has a fart in it as noted by various sound descriptors such as: "(FARTS)" "(BREAKS WIND)", or "(FLATULENCE)".

In doing so, I have come across various scenes that while showing that there are farts in these pieces of media, are unable to be found when I search for them.

Thus, I would like to make a post similar to one that my mutual @kipercrow made last year when asking for help collecting scenes for their Male vs Male Fart Contest Scene Compilation video that was posted last year.

The following is a list of scenes that contain male fart scenes as evidenced by their respective transcripts that I've been unable to locate as of yet. If anyone who comes across this can assist, I'd greatly appreciate. Thank you.

Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle - Series 2 Episode 2

The Javone Prince Show - Episode 3

Roll Shaker - Episode 16 ("Breaking Soup")

Comedy Feeds - Series 1 Episode 3

SKETCHY With Diarmuid Corr - Series 2 Episode 6

How Not to Behave - Episode 4 ("Love and Dating")

Someone needs to do a study on the cultural implications of the show House M.D. and the way it created an entire generation of people who use the fact that they're neurodivergent and "don't understand social cues" as justification for their incredibly antagonistic and purposefully rude behavior that they're carrying out to "stick it" to neurotypicals.

One thing about me is that I’m kinda obsessed with urban planning and another thing about me is that I’m furious, ENRAGED. About the blatant contempt that modern infrastructure projects have for walkability.

MANswers: Can You Freeze Your Farts and Smell Them Later?